My birthday is on Valentines Day. It’s nice because it gets me off the hook for doing typical V-Day stuff but all the restaurants are running killer dinner specials. Two birds, my friends.
I’ve had it to fucking here with vegans. My fiance works for a restaurant group and they have been been hounded by vegans for never opening a vegan restaurant. But the catch 22 is that the group will put vegan items on the other restaurants menus, but they hardly get eaten.
That’s money right out the window because produce does not stay fresh long, but they have to keep it in stock in case vegans come to eat.
Now, the vegans think that the restaurant group needs to put in the capital to open a totally vegan restaurant when there is no way that it can be fiscally sustainable.
“I mean, we already do everything as a group anyways. It’ll be totes fun! Plus, you guys could really use some yoga and spa treatments. Your pores, eww.”
Too real for a Monday. Especially this Monday where I need to finish my year so I can enjoy next week’s vacay, but my boss can’t get his ass into gear and “put his fingerprints on” everything that comes out of the department.
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Girl uses apron to cover the start of a baby bump in what I can only assume is a very tight black dress.
My birthday is on Valentines Day. It’s nice because it gets me off the hook for doing typical V-Day stuff but all the restaurants are running killer dinner specials. Two birds, my friends.
Better than 24 hours late.
It’s so you don’t horde all of the time for vacation time. Actually use sick days for what they are intended for.
Everyone who has 1-5 years of experience working in D.C. Glad that is over #PrivateSector
Gimme that Famous Grouse Black
Pearl Dive on 14th has a stellar $5 rosé and half priced oyster Happy Hour. Martini’s are $7, but vodka only…
Let’s be honest, $5 martinis and $1 oysters is a priority that should only be missed under dire circumstances.
She may be insufferable, but at least she knows a good time when she sees one.
I’ve had it to fucking here with vegans. My fiance works for a restaurant group and they have been been hounded by vegans for never opening a vegan restaurant. But the catch 22 is that the group will put vegan items on the other restaurants menus, but they hardly get eaten.
That’s money right out the window because produce does not stay fresh long, but they have to keep it in stock in case vegans come to eat.
Now, the vegans think that the restaurant group needs to put in the capital to open a totally vegan restaurant when there is no way that it can be fiscally sustainable.
I’m sorry for the rant.
9 and taking the metro to Archives. Then a 3 block walk. Not too bad.
“Oh, great! You’re still here. Could you get this out before you leave today?”
Chris Rock is doing the same thing at his shows so that people actually watch and enjoy the show in the moment.
Don’t toss stones from glass houses…
Being from Georgia, this cuts deep…
If they wanted to have the nicest country club wedding, they should have it at Trump National, Washington DC. You’d be a fantastic guest, big league!
“I mean, we already do everything as a group anyways. It’ll be totes fun! Plus, you guys could really use some yoga and spa treatments. Your pores, eww.”
There are far too many fair-weather-fans of Caroline.
Just closed my office door to “jump on a call” and blasted Blank Space.
‘Cause we’re young and we’re reckless…
Too real for a Monday. Especially this Monday where I need to finish my year so I can enjoy next week’s vacay, but my boss can’t get his ass into gear and “put his fingerprints on” everything that comes out of the department.
Someone missed the point of American Psycho…