Walk into the office and a coworker is blasting a motivational YouTube video. PGP.

Life goal: be the Creed of my office. PGP.

New job doesn’t have wifi. PGP.

The solo cab ride scene in Master of None hitting too close to home. PGP.

My password expired…I had to create a new password on my last day. PGP.

Trying to sync up the gym exit with hot girl from the gym. PGP.

Realized at a high school grad party that I’m the drunk cousin. PGP.

Accepted an offer for a new job today and leave for Vegas tomorrow. My out of office is just going to be “I will be out Friday and not will not be returning.” PGP.

I just found out I’m going to a wedding for Memorial Day weekend 2018. PGP.

Mastered the rich white guy laugh for work. I’m black. PGP.