Just got a raise. Still poor. PGP.

Realizing your 60-year-old coworkers are probably in better shape than you. PGP.

People who put “(Name), MBA” in their email signatures like they’re a fucking doctor. PGP.

Having to remind your boss that you have the day off. PGP.

The most important thing every work morning is checking the fridge to make sure no one stole my creamer! PGP.

Taking sick leave and actually being sick. PGP.