How can people be uncomfortable with pooping at work? I work in marketing, so the prospect of being paid for my actual shit instead of my bullshit is amazing.
“I started to gather myself together in the following moments a mile out from home and tried to relive the story in the form of ten second Snapchats to my closest friends. That’s when I saw the flashing blue and red bright lights in my rearview mirror.”
You’re not the brightest bulb on the tree, now are you?
I can’t tell if Radiohead’s “Creep” is a good candidate for this list, or if the people who usually sing it exemplify the song so well that they get a pass.
I mean, congrats on turning everything around, and best of luck. But it’s still funny to see a photo of a place online from a complete stranger that’s a 10 minute walk away from me.
I see what you did there.
How can people be uncomfortable with pooping at work? I work in marketing, so the prospect of being paid for my actual shit instead of my bullshit is amazing.
“Our weather is the best in the country.”
If I wanted it to be constantly humid and sweating my balls off, I’d go to a sauna. No thanks. Even Northern Florida’s pretty unbearable post-May.
She should really see a doctor about that gas…
Wait, that’s her singing?
“Thanks to building height laws, you can actually see the sky in DC from everywhere.”
Like Virginia or Maryland, where you’ll be forced to live because the rent is too damn high because of smaller buildings.
“There’s nothing more hilarious than a group of tourists wearing matching neon green shirts that say, “Williams Family Vacation 2014 WE LOVE DC.””
Except when you get stuck behind them on the Metro escalator because they don’t understand the left-right rule…
Fun list. DC, for all of its flaws, is still a fun area.
I saw everything listed here except “you can easily find a job.” Seems kinda important.
Guess I’ll stay in DC…
So if I’m expected to shell out 3 month’s salary “and then some” now for a ring, what will my fiance be buying me?
“I started to gather myself together in the following moments a mile out from home and tried to relive the story in the form of ten second Snapchats to my closest friends. That’s when I saw the flashing blue and red bright lights in my rearview mirror.”
You’re not the brightest bulb on the tree, now are you?
WholeFoods = WholePaycheck. Stay away.
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I can’t tell if Radiohead’s “Creep” is a good candidate for this list, or if the people who usually sing it exemplify the song so well that they get a pass.
Just wait until you get a remote desktop. Then you’ve lost all chance of having a snow day.
What up, Market Square.
I mean, congrats on turning everything around, and best of luck. But it’s still funny to see a photo of a place online from a complete stranger that’s a 10 minute walk away from me.
I can’t not watch. Too masochistic.
Only if a dude built it. And you got another dude’s money to buy it. Duh.
I have to return some video tapes.
lolwut
Equality =/= Identical
Er, if I wanted political commentary, I’d go to… well, just about any other site but this one.
“Low importance” is the new “high importance.” No one knows what the symbol means at first glance, so they open it.
… Was he ever in prison?