I would actually argue the worst time to define the relationship is before sex. A girl in college once asked “what are we?” when she already had my pants off and was moments away from giving me a blowjob. We ended up dating for 2 years.
Still using a flip phone. Have proven time and time again drunk me just isn’t responsible enough for a smart phone. Would usually break/lose 4-5 phones a year. I’m convinced the flip phone is indestructible
Never understood people feeling the ‘need’ to be in a relationship. Work to make yourself as successful as possible, she or he will come along when the time is right.
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Was suppose to have the day off but sales numbers are down. THEREFORE, TIME TO ATTACK THE MOTHER FUCKING DAY
If Nashville, sup?
Fried shrimp w/ mashed potatoes and gravy. Natural light, Always Sunny, and the pretty subpar Workaholics to wash it down
#DBAP
Currently on my second glass of cheap bourbon
It said that? “It will, I sent it in…letter to the editor”
This got me way to excited for the weekend
Yeah this is totally normal behavior..
Pizza, a few beers, and seeing what my girl Corinne gets into tonight
I would actually argue the worst time to define the relationship is before sex. A girl in college once asked “what are we?” when she already had my pants off and was moments away from giving me a blowjob. We ended up dating for 2 years.
This should help with my networking.
Natural Light. 14-20 of them
Still using a flip phone. Have proven time and time again drunk me just isn’t responsible enough for a smart phone. Would usually break/lose 4-5 phones a year. I’m convinced the flip phone is indestructible
lol
Fuck
Speak for yourself
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Pizza. Prepping the body for an extremely unhealthy weekend
We can’t all be the favorite child.
Never understood people feeling the ‘need’ to be in a relationship. Work to make yourself as successful as possible, she or he will come along when the time is right.
Just put a meatloaf in the oven. Pretty damn excited tbh.