HAD TO FLY TO DALLAS WEDNESDAY FOR A CLIENT EMERGENCY (IM A FUCKING ACCOUNTANT WHO THE SHIT HAS ACCOUNTING EMERGENCIES) AND I FIGURED FUCK IT’S ALMOST THE WEEKEND, SO I CHANGED MY FLIGHT HOME AND NOW IM AT MY PARENTS WINTER HOUSE IN FLORIDA LIVING THE HIGH LIFE.
FISHING TODAY WITH DAD AND BRO, GOLF TOMORROW, AND PROBABLY SUNDAY.
I get that Snapchat groups fixes one problem, but it also opens a fucking Pandora’s box of new ones once we’re all in a fucking million like iMessage and GroupMe
I’m 25. Just graduated from a business program at UT and my girlfriend since highschool cheated on me and then dumped me. Passed on the decent job I had lined up in Knoxville and just up and sold all my shitty college furniture and moved to San Diego.
Been out here three months now and have a better job, a better apartment, and live in southern Cali-frickin-fornia.
She moved in with the dude she cheated on me with. Who had been one of my best friends (no one from our friend group talks to or sees him anymore, I’m told). Now he flunked out and she still can’t get a job, even though I recommended her for the position that I left when I moved.
So 25 has been the most painful year, maybe the strangest year, and definitely the hardest year of my life.
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The great state of Tennessee lets passenger drink
I think we can all agree the mid-2000s had baller tunes
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Omg Dave this is the first one I missed I’m so sorry
No math major here but I’m pretty sure that means the opposite of what you probably meant to say
Giordano’s.
Drops mic.
THERE IS NO NEW ORLEANS HORNETS
HAD TO FLY TO DALLAS WEDNESDAY FOR A CLIENT EMERGENCY (IM A FUCKING ACCOUNTANT WHO THE SHIT HAS ACCOUNTING EMERGENCIES) AND I FIGURED FUCK IT’S ALMOST THE WEEKEND, SO I CHANGED MY FLIGHT HOME AND NOW IM AT MY PARENTS WINTER HOUSE IN FLORIDA LIVING THE HIGH LIFE.
FISHING TODAY WITH DAD AND BRO, GOLF TOMORROW, AND PROBABLY SUNDAY.
Pro tip: her saying no is better than saying yes and then cheating on you with one of your friends six months later. Bet.
Too close to home, deFries
I get that Snapchat groups fixes one problem, but it also opens a fucking Pandora’s box of new ones once we’re all in a fucking million like iMessage and GroupMe
I’m 25. Just graduated from a business program at UT and my girlfriend since highschool cheated on me and then dumped me. Passed on the decent job I had lined up in Knoxville and just up and sold all my shitty college furniture and moved to San Diego.
Been out here three months now and have a better job, a better apartment, and live in southern Cali-frickin-fornia.
She moved in with the dude she cheated on me with. Who had been one of my best friends (no one from our friend group talks to or sees him anymore, I’m told). Now he flunked out and she still can’t get a job, even though I recommended her for the position that I left when I moved.
So 25 has been the most painful year, maybe the strangest year, and definitely the hardest year of my life.
But it’s also been the best!
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Never had a teacher with that kinda thigh gap. Just sayin. Fuckin Catholic school.
Don’t worry, you won’t be the oldest (probably). We’re bringing a 30 year old in our group of ten