Seriously considering purposely shitting your pants to leave work early. PGP.

Getting caught checking Tinder while on a date with a girl you met on Tinder. PGP.

“Board meeting? More like bored meeting. Am I right?” PGP.

Turn down for what? Turned down for a raise, that’s what. PGP.

Accidentally making eye contact with the person exiting the bathroom stall you are about to enter.

Your 60 year old co-worker walking up, giving you a fist bump, and walking away #PGP

In-private browsing is God’s gift to employees who have to use office computers.

The high today was 75. The low today was when I ate my lunch alone in my car.

calling the bank on fraud credit charges, then realizing it was just something you bought when you were blacked out.

I’ll endorse you, if you endorse me. #PGP