While strategically that is true, there is a special sub group of humans who walk into McDonald’s before 10:00am. Even if it’s to just take care of business, I’d rather not be associated.
I had a buddy’s wife thank me after they got married for the tips I gave after calling him out for not going down on his woman at his own bachelor party. I may be in the minority here but I’ve talked about it a bunch in a group setting with dudes.
Big fan of the diagonal arm cross version of the over under, mainly with other dudes. That way neither of us feel emasculated by being the bottom bitch.
Does Will strike you as the type of person to fancy a trudge through the woods with the intent to gun down a bunch of pigeons? No. But he does follow those types of men on Instagram.
Not true. Supercuts has successfully found a way to fuck up a number 2 all around on me. I shell out for a barber because there’s nothing quite like a true barber experience.
Peeps = trash. Cadbury Creme = trash. Robin eggs are reformatted malted milk balls and yet you argue against other shapes of Reese’s eggs, i.e. Reese’s Christmas tree? Sorry Jenna, but I can’t stand with you on this. Jesus Christ may have risen from the dead but the devil knows his candy. All Hallow’s Eve bitches.
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While strategically that is true, there is a special sub group of humans who walk into McDonald’s before 10:00am. Even if it’s to just take care of business, I’d rather not be associated.
Fake news. You’ve clearly never had teeth before. And I hope you never do. *shudders*
I thoroughly enjoy this series.
I had a buddy’s wife thank me after they got married for the tips I gave after calling him out for not going down on his woman at his own bachelor party. I may be in the minority here but I’ve talked about it a bunch in a group setting with dudes.
Ehhhhhhhhh. Ignore.
“Pickle Puffer” and “Douche-Canoe” are solid.
Big fan of the diagonal arm cross version of the over under, mainly with other dudes. That way neither of us feel emasculated by being the bottom bitch.
Miller Lattes have a negligible amount more calories and carbs than Ultra and are infinitely better. Fact.
Slamming margs at an airport bar at 10:30am because I’m on vacation.
Read the first one too quick and was intrigued as to how you deal with a “Homeless Peter Pan” on a daily basis.
Ultra is bogus.
Does Will strike you as the type of person to fancy a trudge through the woods with the intent to gun down a bunch of pigeons? No. But he does follow those types of men on Instagram.
Not true. Supercuts has successfully found a way to fuck up a number 2 all around on me. I shell out for a barber because there’s nothing quite like a true barber experience.
Peeps = trash. Cadbury Creme = trash. Robin eggs are reformatted malted milk balls and yet you argue against other shapes of Reese’s eggs, i.e. Reese’s Christmas tree? Sorry Jenna, but I can’t stand with you on this. Jesus Christ may have risen from the dead but the devil knows his candy. All Hallow’s Eve bitches.
“No shoe-shines, baby-baby bombs, or atom-bombs.” – Softy who finally made it to 1 square.
Please tell me you’re making a McGangBang…
This. 1000 times over. Hence why the Mrs. and I haven’t pulled the goalie yet.
Sounds great. Especially the Good Charlotte.
Burgers on the grill.
T-4 days til I return to the homeland and my comfortable office. Been a long ass 9 months on the road during the week.