Hippos are super aggressive no doubt, but they don’t even have claws and can’t even stand on their hind legs. Very limited fighting capabilities. Polar bear wins again.
It’s gotta be a cage match style in an air conditioned building I’m thinking 50-55degF. The gorilla would have an inherent advantage in the cage match because of it’s superior climbing abilities but I still gotta give advantage to the Polar Bear. You’re not catching that thing off guard by dropping in from the rafters on top of it. This isn’t the phony WWE. This is a fictional animal cage match, huge difference.
I think you are over estimating of the Gorilla on several levels. It could easily rip a human limb from limb. However, I don’t imagine them being able to get close enough, have enough time, nor even enough brute force to tear a limb from a polar bear without the polar bear completely overwhelming the Gorilla. 0/1 credits. Please insert more coins.
The one person we knew would get lost did get lost at mine. We wrote the hotel address on his wrist in blue ink and he did end up making it back. Not sure that will help someone lost on a mountain or drowning in a river though.
Laid off a month after I got married at age 23. No severance. Somehow the stress didn’t end me and was able to find something new within a month. Good luck my dude.
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Hippos are super aggressive no doubt, but they don’t even have claws and can’t even stand on their hind legs. Very limited fighting capabilities. Polar bear wins again.
It’s gotta be a cage match style in an air conditioned building I’m thinking 50-55degF. The gorilla would have an inherent advantage in the cage match because of it’s superior climbing abilities but I still gotta give advantage to the Polar Bear. You’re not catching that thing off guard by dropping in from the rafters on top of it. This isn’t the phony WWE. This is a fictional animal cage match, huge difference.
I think you are over estimating of the Gorilla on several levels. It could easily rip a human limb from limb. However, I don’t imagine them being able to get close enough, have enough time, nor even enough brute force to tear a limb from a polar bear without the polar bear completely overwhelming the Gorilla. 0/1 credits. Please insert more coins.
The one person we knew would get lost did get lost at mine. We wrote the hotel address on his wrist in blue ink and he did end up making it back. Not sure that will help someone lost on a mountain or drowning in a river though.
I’d wager either a Mich Ultra can or a nice rack. Both arouse him equally, I assume.
Don’t. You will instantly regret it. Fuck Lyft.
You might, but I’m sure Uber would not appreciate that PR nightmare.
PS I really enjoy reading these pieces.
Laid off a month after I got married at age 23. No severance. Somehow the stress didn’t end me and was able to find something new within a month. Good luck my dude.
O&G. Taking the mechanical – Thermal & Fluid Systems. RIP Cush, 2017.
Yes sir.
My first martini was an espresso martini. I think I went too exotic for my virgin martini…
Destiny is bae.
SyFy played it like twice a day before Spectrum bought out TWC. Fuckers.
You forgot Water World.
But they are definitely trying to clear a couple of 5 sets on the way though.
Volcom for life.
Land before Time and Madagascar? Fuck ya!
Damn. I shouldn’t be on here then.
To be fair, he IS that great of a country artist. I won’t take your head off over it though.
“In his mind, Pete was a fuck, the situation was fucked, and he was fucked.” We all know a Pete.