How I this article wasn’t sniffed out by my Bush-loving self prior to seeing it on the Best of 2015 is beyond me. We would make great friends. Although I do prefer the Busch heavies over the lights.
Awesome article. Growing up, my old man had a guy for everything. He was handy himself but every little knowledge/skill gap was covered. Flooring, excavating, plumbing, cars, whatever. If only I had his networking skills…
Pick up reading. Reading a book gives off a very strong aura of “don’t fucking talk to me.” Make sure the title is facing the general public instead of laying the book in your lap in order to avoid the psychos who ask “What are you reading?” Also, headphones in at all times. Nothing screams “loner” more than someone who wears headphones while out and about.
That is a bold take on Home Alone. Normally I would disagree with any sequel being ranked higher than the original, but Home Alone 2 is definitely on par with the original. Great physical humor, the pure of heart toy store owner Duncan, and a creepy old pigeon lady.What’s not to love?
They key is to go into work for yourself as a tradesmen. You’re only billing at $50-$90 an hour (at least around my area) so if you are just working for someone, you won’t see a ceiling much more than $25/hr realistically. Unless you’re part of a union of course. The old man is a Master Electrician and has done well for himself.
“k.” received from any female in one’s life, is to be immediately followed by an apology, a reassuring confession of love, or “I’ll sleep on the couch.” It’s just safer that way. Some combination of the three is rumored to be a legitimate solution, but I have yet to discover the formula.
A place in my area sells a sea-salt coated chocolate donut. I don’t venture away from old fashioned or plain glazed very frequently, but that is one donut even my frugal ass has no problem shelling out for.
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How I this article wasn’t sniffed out by my Bush-loving self prior to seeing it on the Best of 2015 is beyond me. We would make great friends. Although I do prefer the Busch heavies over the lights.
Awesome article. Growing up, my old man had a guy for everything. He was handy himself but every little knowledge/skill gap was covered. Flooring, excavating, plumbing, cars, whatever. If only I had his networking skills…
Thanks dude, glad you like it.
Pick up reading. Reading a book gives off a very strong aura of “don’t fucking talk to me.” Make sure the title is facing the general public instead of laying the book in your lap in order to avoid the psychos who ask “What are you reading?” Also, headphones in at all times. Nothing screams “loner” more than someone who wears headphones while out and about.
I’m putting all of my efforts normally devoted to work, into making sure nothing gets done this week.
I am right out straight currently. I did all my slacking around Thanksgiving and now I am paying for it…
Sorry for your loss.
“fuck wagon.” incredible name.
I’ve never once complained about my salary because I didn’t get a useless degree. Holy shit it’s rough out there.
That is a bold take on Home Alone. Normally I would disagree with any sequel being ranked higher than the original, but Home Alone 2 is definitely on par with the original. Great physical humor, the pure of heart toy store owner Duncan, and a creepy old pigeon lady.What’s not to love?
Looks like you found a new babysitter.
Obviously pipeline welder’s are in a bracket of their own. But then again, it is the O&G industry…
They key is to go into work for yourself as a tradesmen. You’re only billing at $50-$90 an hour (at least around my area) so if you are just working for someone, you won’t see a ceiling much more than $25/hr realistically. Unless you’re part of a union of course. The old man is a Master Electrician and has done well for himself.
“k.” received from any female in one’s life, is to be immediately followed by an apology, a reassuring confession of love, or “I’ll sleep on the couch.” It’s just safer that way. Some combination of the three is rumored to be a legitimate solution, but I have yet to discover the formula.
I actually thoroughly enjoy that song. And anythting The Oak Ridge Boys puts out for Christmas. Call me crazy.
You had to have gotten them from Holy Donut! Fantastic.
A place in my area sells a sea-salt coated chocolate donut. I don’t venture away from old fashioned or plain glazed very frequently, but that is one donut even my frugal ass has no problem shelling out for.
The Barbie snap chats are gold. Well done.
You beat me to it. #itscoldinhere
If there was ever an obstacle to overcome in your life, it’s your fear of dogs. Do it for yourself and your future family. #dogsdoitbest