I did put her on the pedestal, and now I’m ashamed of myself. She’s a legitimate bombshell though. If you had to look at her everyday with the constant reminder that she’s banging your boss, it would ruin your day, everyday. He’s this balding slicked-back comb over douche, he’s not wealthy by any means, and he’s married with 3 kids under 10. A complete piece of shit. I can’t even talk to her anymore I’m so repulsed by it.
Yes. I’m upset because she’s pretty smart and well spoken. Didn’t think she’d be like that. Caught me off guard. My intent was to throw a few back with her at the office happy hour and then try to hang out outside of the work group with mine or her friends and then go from there. I’m now assuming she’s probably the clubbing type that goes after sugar daddys with bottle service. Disappointing.
Smoke show co-worker in the desk next to me is banging my boss. We are the same age(25), we talk all day, and this never came up until a happy hour neither the girl or the boss were at. Apparently the entire office knew except me and broke the news to me surprised that I didn’t already know. My boss is a sleazy 45 year old in middle management, and is married. I was devastated.
Don’t go unless the weather is 70* or higher. When you can’t hang around the pools, you gamble the entire time. Don’t do that. I went early December of ’11 and it was a high of 52* for the 3 days I was there. No pools, no golf, just non-stop bank account hemorrhaging.
I can relate to the sociopathic dealer. I had this old lady dealer at Paris one time who would say “aww sugar” every time she flipped blackjack or a 3 or more card 20-21. She flipped 7 blackjacks in an 8 deck shoe on a $25 table and murdered everyone. We heard “aww sugarrrrr” about 15 times. Like a tape recording. A high pitched “aww” followed by a low pitched “sugarrrr” holding the “errrr” sound. It was like her little catch phrase for claiming a house victory. You could have strangled my dog to death in front of me and I would be less upset with you than I was with this old cunt. Holy shit, I’ll never get over it.
1. Steve Elkington- If you don’t know, you don’t know. I highly recommend you do research in this guy. He’s a no-brainer at #1, really.
2. Dustin Johnson- Actually got to play a round with him back in ’07 when he was at Coastal Carolina. Low key pretty funny dude. Obviously loves to enjoy himself.
3. Rory McIlroy- Might not go as hard as the rest, but who wouldn’t want to get sauced alongside the best golfer on the planet?
4. Jon Daly- The guy has stories. Crowd favorite. Obvious choice.
5. Anthony Kim- Top 15 player in the world, Ryder Cup member, missed time for sugery, became an alcoholic and notorious party animal and never returned. I’d give him a shot.
Girls need to chill out on constantly referencing pizza, wine, and netflix in a semi self-deprecating manner in their poor attempt at humor. So played out. Yeah, we get it, you were gonna go out, but netflix; you don’t need a relationship because you’ll always have pizza. LOL!….
Do you think if I put in a serious inquiry about a replacement meat Chipotle would notice? None of our opinions actually matter. I was just thinking a Chipotle burrito with gyro meat would be damn good.
The bogey-free final round of the ’00 US Open to clinch a 15 shot win. The field was complaining about the course difficulty. Tiger finished -12, 2nd place +3.. Wow.
It’s still a hole in one on the most dramatic hole in golf. Yes, the shot wasn’t necessarily clutch as far as the tournament was concerned, but as far as that specific shot in that exact moment in time, it was pretty incredible.
Still gives me chills. The young prodigy entered the stadium hole, and two hop dunks it in front on thousands of sauced up ASU students who go nuts. Incredible moment. Right up there with the chip-in at #16.
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Nope. Send this one over to about the 2:00 mark.
No Marie Schrader?
I did put her on the pedestal, and now I’m ashamed of myself. She’s a legitimate bombshell though. If you had to look at her everyday with the constant reminder that she’s banging your boss, it would ruin your day, everyday. He’s this balding slicked-back comb over douche, he’s not wealthy by any means, and he’s married with 3 kids under 10. A complete piece of shit. I can’t even talk to her anymore I’m so repulsed by it.
Yes. I’m upset because she’s pretty smart and well spoken. Didn’t think she’d be like that. Caught me off guard. My intent was to throw a few back with her at the office happy hour and then try to hang out outside of the work group with mine or her friends and then go from there. I’m now assuming she’s probably the clubbing type that goes after sugar daddys with bottle service. Disappointing.
Smoke show co-worker in the desk next to me is banging my boss. We are the same age(25), we talk all day, and this never came up until a happy hour neither the girl or the boss were at. Apparently the entire office knew except me and broke the news to me surprised that I didn’t already know. My boss is a sleazy 45 year old in middle management, and is married. I was devastated.
Don’t go unless the weather is 70* or higher. When you can’t hang around the pools, you gamble the entire time. Don’t do that. I went early December of ’11 and it was a high of 52* for the 3 days I was there. No pools, no golf, just non-stop bank account hemorrhaging.
Until spring training.
Not if you’re 24-26. They know you can’t possibly get hitched if they’re 35+.
He is a notorious dickhead. Don’t let his off the course life fool you.
I can relate to the sociopathic dealer. I had this old lady dealer at Paris one time who would say “aww sugar” every time she flipped blackjack or a 3 or more card 20-21. She flipped 7 blackjacks in an 8 deck shoe on a $25 table and murdered everyone. We heard “aww sugarrrrr” about 15 times. Like a tape recording. A high pitched “aww” followed by a low pitched “sugarrrr” holding the “errrr” sound. It was like her little catch phrase for claiming a house victory. You could have strangled my dog to death in front of me and I would be less upset with you than I was with this old cunt. Holy shit, I’ll never get over it.
1. Steve Elkington- If you don’t know, you don’t know. I highly recommend you do research in this guy. He’s a no-brainer at #1, really.
2. Dustin Johnson- Actually got to play a round with him back in ’07 when he was at Coastal Carolina. Low key pretty funny dude. Obviously loves to enjoy himself.
3. Rory McIlroy- Might not go as hard as the rest, but who wouldn’t want to get sauced alongside the best golfer on the planet?
4. Jon Daly- The guy has stories. Crowd favorite. Obvious choice.
5. Anthony Kim- Top 15 player in the world, Ryder Cup member, missed time for sugery, became an alcoholic and notorious party animal and never returned. I’d give him a shot.
Girls need to chill out on constantly referencing pizza, wine, and netflix in a semi self-deprecating manner in their poor attempt at humor. So played out. Yeah, we get it, you were gonna go out, but netflix; you don’t need a relationship because you’ll always have pizza. LOL!….
Twisted Metal 2 on PS1 was my shit.
L1 ^ v > and fuck shit up with Minion.
Do you think if I put in a serious inquiry about a replacement meat Chipotle would notice? None of our opinions actually matter. I was just thinking a Chipotle burrito with gyro meat would be damn good.
It’s not Mexican but chopped Gyro meat would make for a solid option.
Exactly. Who doesn’t like pulled pork?
The bogey-free final round of the ’00 US Open to clinch a 15 shot win. The field was complaining about the course difficulty. Tiger finished -12, 2nd place +3.. Wow.
It’s still a hole in one on the most dramatic hole in golf. Yes, the shot wasn’t necessarily clutch as far as the tournament was concerned, but as far as that specific shot in that exact moment in time, it was pretty incredible.
Still gives me chills. The young prodigy entered the stadium hole, and two hop dunks it in front on thousands of sauced up ASU students who go nuts. Incredible moment. Right up there with the chip-in at #16.