You forgot one. The brides dad who is divorced and has to watch his wife dance all night with his old pool guy (who is wearing a Rolex, that was bought with his money). After a ravaging night of butt stuff and blowjobs in his hotel suite, you Kendra, will have to deny all of it to the brides dad.
agreed… pretty much anyone can train and finish a half marathon or adventure race.. if someone runs a marathon they can post on fb i dont care… if they attach a respectable time with it
the facebook post are announcing the engagement or a baby is worse —
“finally get to marry my best friend” aka “finally nagged at my boyfriend who cheated on me 3 times to buy me a 7,000 ring from a chain jewelry store to spend a life in misery. I let him have butt sex for 5 minutes in exchange so its okay.”
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you didn’t mention bleaching your brown eye 😉
i can only assume in the heat of the moment she said we can do anal if we are engaged by “insert friends name here” wedding
after reading this article the author should change his name to “redneck” from “domestic redneck”…. we want brian
you still sell herbalife…
Kendra,
You forgot one. The brides dad who is divorced and has to watch his wife dance all night with his old pool guy (who is wearing a Rolex, that was bought with his money). After a ravaging night of butt stuff and blowjobs in his hotel suite, you Kendra, will have to deny all of it to the brides dad.
Love,
Cube Warrior
i see your username, and I ask myself why did you procreate
agreed… pretty much anyone can train and finish a half marathon or adventure race.. if someone runs a marathon they can post on fb i dont care… if they attach a respectable time with it
glad the grandex staff could sign in and downvote me
this article should have been either 300 words shorter or a 1000 words longer…. author is turrible
the fuck is prosecco you fucking poor person
the night will end with this chick swiping right before all the guest have left, and than passing out after inviting over a random dude.
the facebook post are announcing the engagement or a baby is worse —
“finally get to marry my best friend” aka “finally nagged at my boyfriend who cheated on me 3 times to buy me a 7,000 ring from a chain jewelry store to spend a life in misery. I let him have butt sex for 5 minutes in exchange so its okay.”
100% sure the author never works out at home and is a fat fuck. Why do you let what others say bother you.
the one girl who’s butt i would lick
thats some Turok shit
damn, i read the title at first as errant massages a little too casual
17 mehs from ISIS i assume
“If there is grass on the field play, if not play in the mud” -knox
“Hey Monica, wanna swallow my python for america and let me shoot my creamsicle filling all over your new dress?”
you had to take a shower after…. to bate