Being so out of shape you can drink a 40 faster than you can run a 40. PGP

Your 60 year old co-worker walking up, giving you a fist bump, and walking away #PGP

Not going to happy hour on Wednesday because you plan to go out on Saturday.

Trying to think of the most politically correct way to say something. PGP.

Still refusing to look at your bar tab from 2 weeks ago. PGP.