Been “together” about 2 months. Invites me down to her college reunion in Iowa. Went knowing I would have literally nothing to do and wouldn’t know anybody. Long story, short; she saw her college ex, they hooked up and I had to find my own ride back to Minneapolis from Decorah.
Lame roulette story: Senior year at prom was a casino theme. I got tired of carrying my chips around so I placed them all on a single number at the roulette table…the number fucking hit. Haven’t won a roulette spin since.
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*Hope Todd breaks up with her at the airport coming home.
Universal Studios > Disney World
Any text starting “I’ve been thinking lately” has rarely ever ended in anything positive.
“Threaten overly drunk wedding guests with physical violence” then becoming the overly drunk wedding guest.
“Well we know who it is, where they live and how to get in touch with them. Better get forensics in here.”
Been “together” about 2 months. Invites me down to her college reunion in Iowa. Went knowing I would have literally nothing to do and wouldn’t know anybody. Long story, short; she saw her college ex, they hooked up and I had to find my own ride back to Minneapolis from Decorah.
“You know sitting is the new smoking.”
Neat story.
They still make Corn Pops?
I can’t even imagine the tax complexities for your friend. You might be audited.
Who gets married on a non-holiday Friday?
Irish exit, every time.
Going to be in Europe during that weekend, still dressing up.
TGDAG: Resort to Cannibalism
Lame roulette story: Senior year at prom was a casino theme. I got tired of carrying my chips around so I placed them all on a single number at the roulette table…the number fucking hit. Haven’t won a roulette spin since.
Might want to check the writer again, friend.
Shitting 10 pounds cannot be healthy.
Wells
The other CEO testifying in front of the Senate.
Probably best not to trivialize what happened.