Will, finding the time to get in on the comments has been tough. Major TV scaries with Bachelor/Grammy’s + Bachelor/Grammy’s Twitter going on. Not to mention reading Jr. 5+ Arthur books. Entertainment overload in the Crash household tonight.
Major takeaway though: Demi is a massive would for me.
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Couldn’t be less excited for this Cooper/Perry/Depp gig tbh. I’d rather see the backstage cam of them ripping lines and telling stories of debauchery.
Bieber is going to light this bitch on fire. Bieber renaissance in full effect.
Will, finding the time to get in on the comments has been tough. Major TV scaries with Bachelor/Grammy’s + Bachelor/Grammy’s Twitter going on. Not to mention reading Jr. 5+ Arthur books. Entertainment overload in the Crash household tonight.
Major takeaway though: Demi is a massive would for me.
I Tiger Wood’s fist pumped when shuffle gave me Toxic.
Just ate breakfast and now I’m starving again. My man Bernie knows his way around a kitchen.
I lost a bite of my lunch as a casualty to “Gorilla dick” and I’m not even mad about it.
This just gave me AOL Instant Messenger PTSD
If I had to take down a woman 60+ and Christie Brinkley isn’t available, I’m sliding into Helen Mirren’s DMs real quick.
Seriously nothing worse than knowing why you were conceived. We all know how, but knowing the driving force behind it is truly horrifying.
I guess it’s time to fire up the old resume
We’ve all been there. Takes a true man to open up on the harrowing experience of being alone out there getting tittied.
If I had a dollar for every time I’ve been asked what grade I was in post-college I could get facial hair plugs.
Absolutely. Enjoyed the hell out of it.
This post gets really dark if you read that the wrong way.
We’ll find out by Wednesday. Hopefully they bought into the youthful exuberance
I’m cart or nothing boys. When daddy walks into that store he means business. A basket can’t hold what The Rock is cooking.
For obvious reasons I’ll be hollering at Amanda via Twitter once she gets sent home
Great idea, going to do the same.
This is good, because normally I just pair my Girl Scout Cookie with another type of Girl Scout Cookies. A Samoa washes down a Thin Mint wonderfully.
It’s about time somebody recognized that I deserve a Pulitzer. Thanks fam.