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Just going through the motions in my cube until I have enough cash to just brew the rest of my days away.
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GOOD MORNING BILLY! Its Physical Fitness Assessment season here in the worlds greatest Navy! Ran mine early this morning and in the immortal words of Johnny Duda’s future brother-in-law, “I fucken crushed it!”
Yes, in that case a pre-nub is understandable or if you have kids already. My buddy is not rich and is marrying someone who is also not rich and they are arguing over a laughably small amount of money and other bullshit.
Closed on renters for my house this weekend and signed for our new place in D.C. Spending the next two weeks wrapping everything up and getting ready to turn my job over. New apartment is two blocks from Nats stadium, debating what type of ticket package I should buy.
GOOD MORNING BILLY! THINGS ARE HEATING UP HERE IN THE EAST. TODAY IS GOING TO BE A HUGE DAY FOR THE #DCONATION CHESAPEAKE CHAPTER! TOOK HOUSEHUNTING LEAVE THIS WEEK TO GET EVERYTHING SET FOR MY TRANSFER TO DC NEXT MONTH. THIS MORNING I’M CLOSING ON TENANTS FOR MY HOUSE, THEN HEADING TO DC TO CLOSE ON A NEW APARTMENT FOR ME AND THE WIFE. ALL WHILE BEING ON THE PHONE CLOSING A DEAL ON AN ADDITIONAL RENTAL PROPERTY BACK HOME IN MICHIGAN. #DCO
I told my office gossip that my wife and I are unable to have children, because I was tired of being asked daily why we don’t have kids. She told the whole office and no one has mentioned it since.
Annapolis Croquet is the only postgrad equivalent I have found. It’s a “classy” event where everybody dresses up and drinks wine/champagne directly from the bottle. There is also a pointless Croquet match that some people watch.
Not cheating is pretty easy, I do it everyday. The secret is when I’m around people who are not my wife, I don’t take my pants off. It’s a pretty easy system that’s been very effective.
Showing my house tomorrow to potential renters! So I’m in the hurry up offense this morning! Im going to blow through everything, get out of the office by noon, race home and finish getting the house in presentation condition.
The restaurant I worked at in college would always fire people by ghosting them. The manager would just not schedule them until they had to quite to get another job. No actual firing means your less likely to get a wrongful termination lawsuit or have someone make a scene.
PUT MY HOUSE ON THE MARKET FRIDAY FOR SALE/RENT BY OWNER! LINED UP THREE SHOWING YESTERDAY FOR THIS WEEKEND. GOING TO BE CRUSHING SOME AFTERNOON COLD-BREWS THIS WEEK TO SPEND MY EVENINGS GETTING THE HOUSE PREPPED TO CLOSE THIS MF DEAL!
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GOOD MORNING BILLY! Its Physical Fitness Assessment season here in the worlds greatest Navy! Ran mine early this morning and in the immortal words of Johnny Duda’s future brother-in-law, “I fucken crushed it!”
Yes, in that case a pre-nub is understandable or if you have kids already. My buddy is not rich and is marrying someone who is also not rich and they are arguing over a laughably small amount of money and other bullshit.
As I told my buddy who wanted advise on negotiating his pointless pre-nub. If you are already planning an exit, it is already doomed to fail.
Closed on renters for my house this weekend and signed for our new place in D.C. Spending the next two weeks wrapping everything up and getting ready to turn my job over. New apartment is two blocks from Nats stadium, debating what type of ticket package I should buy.
GOOD MORNING BILLY! THINGS ARE HEATING UP HERE IN THE EAST. TODAY IS GOING TO BE A HUGE DAY FOR THE #DCONATION CHESAPEAKE CHAPTER! TOOK HOUSEHUNTING LEAVE THIS WEEK TO GET EVERYTHING SET FOR MY TRANSFER TO DC NEXT MONTH. THIS MORNING I’M CLOSING ON TENANTS FOR MY HOUSE, THEN HEADING TO DC TO CLOSE ON A NEW APARTMENT FOR ME AND THE WIFE. ALL WHILE BEING ON THE PHONE CLOSING A DEAL ON AN ADDITIONAL RENTAL PROPERTY BACK HOME IN MICHIGAN. #DCO
Must be nice
You could get them a box of at home paternity tests and a wink.
Touching base on location: wedding edition
I told my office gossip that my wife and I are unable to have children, because I was tired of being asked daily why we don’t have kids. She told the whole office and no one has mentioned it since.
There is defiantly a ton of overflow in Annapolis. I’ll ask around for extra tickets.
Yeah it basically is.
We reserved a tent, so DM me if you go.
Annapolis Croquet is the only postgrad equivalent I have found. It’s a “classy” event where everybody dresses up and drinks wine/champagne directly from the bottle. There is also a pointless Croquet match that some people watch.
Not cheating is pretty easy, I do it everyday. The secret is when I’m around people who are not my wife, I don’t take my pants off. It’s a pretty easy system that’s been very effective.
Showing my house tomorrow to potential renters! So I’m in the hurry up offense this morning! Im going to blow through everything, get out of the office by noon, race home and finish getting the house in presentation condition.
I couldn’t agree more. When I was in Groton the O-club was only open on Friday’s. We don’t even have one in Pax River.
Consumption of alcohol is only forbidden off base while wearing NWU’s, so go to the base bar and get a few in at lunch or wear kakis – Suppo
The restaurant I worked at in college would always fire people by ghosting them. The manager would just not schedule them until they had to quite to get another job. No actual firing means your less likely to get a wrongful termination lawsuit or have someone make a scene.
PUT MY HOUSE ON THE MARKET FRIDAY FOR SALE/RENT BY OWNER! LINED UP THREE SHOWING YESTERDAY FOR THIS WEEKEND. GOING TO BE CRUSHING SOME AFTERNOON COLD-BREWS THIS WEEK TO SPEND MY EVENINGS GETTING THE HOUSE PREPPED TO CLOSE THIS MF DEAL!
AS A LOGGIE WHOS LOOKING TO TRANSITION OUT, ILL TELL YOU THE OFFERS ARE PRETTY GREAT. #DCO