Sucking up to my bosses kid so he can put in a good word for me.

Happy Hour on a Monday? This can’t go wrong right?

Took the scenic route to FedEx just to stay out the office longer. PGP.

First thing I do at work in the morning is countdown the hours until lunch. PGP.

I just Googled, “How to sleep with your eyes open.” PGP.

It has been a month since I was hired and I am still not sure if I am doing my job correctly. PGP.

Getting hired for a job, but not really knowing what you’ll actually be doing. PGP.

Flirting with the UPS guy because he’s the only attractive man you see at work. PGP.

If the art of passive aggressive emails was a college major, I would’ve had an amazing GPA. PGP.

Being terrified to look at your bank account after the weekend. Jesus please let there be at least $20 in there. PGP.