People are already complaining about being single on Valentine’s Day. You are single every day SHUT UP. PGP.

Running into your boss at the liquor store on a Wednesday and just giving each other a silent nod because work is that crappy. PGP.

Pretending to be sick earlier in the week so you don’t have to show up on Friday. PGP.

The first hour and last hour at work are completely void of productivity. PGP.