Swishing black coffee in your mouth like it’s some sort of caffeinated mouthwash. PGP.

The constant debate between staying with the company for growth opportunities or leaving and making more money elsewhere. PGP.

My boss handed me his iPad with a sticky note on it that read: “Broken.” Turns out he didn’t charge it. PGP.

“Are you busy?” is an absurd trap of a trick question. PGP.

Highlight of my day was bringing up my groceries in one trip. PGP

Being annoyed when someone asks you to do your job. PGP

My money is mostly spent on looking like I’m some sort of success story. PGP

I wish skipping work was as simple as skipping class.

I have a love hate relationship with Mint.com PGP

Finding out years later that your parents were right. About everything. PGP