Voluntarily eating lunch in the stairwell. PGP.

The most productive thing I’ve done today was download the PGP app. PGP.

Slowly deleting your social media accounts due to their triviality. PGP.

Accidentally swiped left on the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. PGP.

Want to date, but too tired to ever go out and find someone. PGP.

I don’t know if I’m terrible at budgeting or if I’m just not making enough money. PGP.

Calling your boss just to make sure he’s at his desk and not walking around. PGP.

Unexpected expense came in like a wrecking ball. PGP.

1: “I work an 8-5.” 2: “You mean 9-5?” 1: “No. That’s a figment of your young imagination.” PGP.

Raging boner in dress pants. PGP.