Frantically checking if your refund check hit your bank account multiple times a day.

The pressure of bringing a +1 to a company Christmas party is worse than your grandmother telling you how she’ll die before she ever gets grandkids.

Pre-gaming has become acceptable for any activity. PGP.

Can’t get an adderall prescription so I bought off brand caffeine pills instead. PGP

Considering quitting with no back up plan or job lined up. PGP.

Calling in sick to work results in me being hyper paranoid that everyone knows I lied. Can’t decide if its really worth it. PGP.

“What do I have to lose?” PGP.

Ate a brownie. Unknowingly smeared brownie residue on a report. Get called into HR to discuss “the importance of washing my hands after leaving the restrooms.” PGP.

Debating between letting your social life flourish or living like a hermit and contributing all extra dollars to a retirement account. PGP.

Facebook is where I go to remind myself that college was worth it. PGP.