This is some Patrick Bateman level of analysis that I find unfortunately relatable. On time my girlfriend and I spend probably 2 hours debating on what to put on/ how to properly arrange a cheese plate we took to a yuppie party. I ended up being the only person who ate from that fucking cheese plate.
Sometime I think it’d be interesting to visit / live in NYC. Then I see things like this and wonder what would really be lost if Long Island was reduced to a smoldering crater never to be spoken of again. I suspect very little.
That’s not to say that I don’t do the whole gift and dinner thing, but at the end of the day She’s not a disney princess and I sure as hell am not prince charming.
We better have a Todd column where he gets blasted and projectile vomits all over the Girl on New Years when she just so happens to be at the same bar he and Claire are at.
If you won’t divulge good dog names try these ones on for size. Basset hounds or Irish Setters. Acceptable names: Beauregard, Augustus, or Montgomery. Shortened to Beau, Guy and Monty.
What are the essentials for a well stocked home bar? My life might be out of control, but how I entertain friends/family and how I get boozy at home shouldn’t be.
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This is some Patrick Bateman level of analysis that I find unfortunately relatable. On time my girlfriend and I spend probably 2 hours debating on what to put on/ how to properly arrange a cheese plate we took to a yuppie party. I ended up being the only person who ate from that fucking cheese plate.
I always wanted a bowling alley strip club combo. Have the ball returns between a set of legs in heels and fishnets.
Well this is a pleasant surprise for Christmas.
I’m more impressed with The Rock’s staying power as an actor. He’s the Polynesian Arnold of modern times.
Sometime I think it’d be interesting to visit / live in NYC. Then I see things like this and wonder what would really be lost if Long Island was reduced to a smoldering crater never to be spoken of again. I suspect very little.
The only (dis)advantage of a cash only bar is you can see how rapidly your hard earned cash disappears in exchange for drinks you can’t really afford.
That’s not to say that I don’t do the whole gift and dinner thing, but at the end of the day She’s not a disney princess and I sure as hell am not prince charming.
Surprisingly not.
Any girl who makes that big of a deal out of any birthday past 21 needs to grow up.
Everyone knows that just mulching it with your mower is the move. Saves time and is good for the grass (I hope).
This series has promise.
We better have a Todd column where he gets blasted and projectile vomits all over the Girl on New Years when she just so happens to be at the same bar he and Claire are at.
yeah but he’s funny and self aware
Engaging in the Chase: Coffin Robber Edition
It’s like the Girl but sans bitch.
Gus what meant. Guy was a typo.
When/ where are chunky wool sweaters acceptable to wear and what should they be paired with? Apple/ pumpkin picking and hay rides go without saying.
If you won’t divulge good dog names try these ones on for size. Basset hounds or Irish Setters. Acceptable names: Beauregard, Augustus, or Montgomery. Shortened to Beau, Guy and Monty.
Favorite breed of dog/ best names for dogs?
What are the essentials for a well stocked home bar? My life might be out of control, but how I entertain friends/family and how I get boozy at home shouldn’t be.