Tried pouches for a while… not a fan. I keep a water bottle nearby to rinse before I go back out in front of the masses to any pieces out of my teeth. Also a designated opaque water bottle spitter with a wider mouth is crucial because coke cans leave a mess around the can’s lip.
1. $10000 to $20000
2. Preapproved housing loan. Get this first. Don’t be the schmuck who finds your dream home/ mediocre condo / 2 bedroom home and then gets fucked out of the deal because you don’t have your money together.
3. Real estate agent.
4. Real estate attorney.
Anyone from any decent state school with a business degree has these connections. Sack up and move on a property. I pull in less than 50k and own a rental property pulling in cash because I surrounded myself with people who are much smarter than I am. If George Dubs can be president for 8 years, you can own your own home.
This is the only major drinking holiday in which you are forced to pack asshole to elbows with people who don’t know how to drink. You can get some space on the 4th of July and Memorial Day when you’re bronzing on the beach. I’m not packing in with the plain white Ts and jorts this New Years in Fort Lauderdale.
I was about to make some tongue in cheek half ass comment such as “minorities have no idea what white people suffer through everyday”, but damn, my train stream of conciousness just passed under Shit Troll Bridge.
There’s a silver lining to every cloud. Corporations offered 401k plans to make pensions go away. Why wouldn’t they abuse collection of data on who’s not Han Soloing their future children to decide who gets ahead? Point was well made.
Relax, I am staring down 28 and have absolutely no worries. I meet plenty of awesome girls who keep the good times rolling into their mid thirties… cheap hobbies and home parties keep the good times coming. I can be the grill master for eight for the price of bars for one. That also eliminates all of the downtown douche bags we don’t want to tolerate anyway.
They are much better up North than in the South, but are great in both regions. North of the Mason Dixon they hit 110 mph. In the South it’s 80 and the passenger train infrastructure needs work to efficiently transport me from Fort Lauderdale to drunken Pensacola debauchery for the annual Florabama Mullet Toss. Otherwise, fanfuckingtastic, if I do say so myself.
I live on my boat in Fort Lauderdale. Rent goes up, I sail out… All of the benefits of living in a trailer without having to tell people that you live in a trailer.
You dare to presume that the company that brought us The Lion King and Aladdin failed to pull out another winner in the 21st century. The drudgery of your corporate life is squeezing mirth and wonderment from your rapidly embittering soul, good sir.
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Tried pouches for a while… not a fan. I keep a water bottle nearby to rinse before I go back out in front of the masses to any pieces out of my teeth. Also a designated opaque water bottle spitter with a wider mouth is crucial because coke cans leave a mess around the can’s lip.
All you need to own property
1. $10000 to $20000
2. Preapproved housing loan. Get this first. Don’t be the schmuck who finds your dream home/ mediocre condo / 2 bedroom home and then gets fucked out of the deal because you don’t have your money together.
3. Real estate agent.
4. Real estate attorney.
Anyone from any decent state school with a business degree has these connections. Sack up and move on a property. I pull in less than 50k and own a rental property pulling in cash because I surrounded myself with people who are much smarter than I am. If George Dubs can be president for 8 years, you can own your own home.
This is the only major drinking holiday in which you are forced to pack asshole to elbows with people who don’t know how to drink. You can get some space on the 4th of July and Memorial Day when you’re bronzing on the beach. I’m not packing in with the plain white Ts and jorts this New Years in Fort Lauderdale.
I was about to make some tongue in cheek half ass comment such as “minorities have no idea what white people suffer through everyday”, but damn, my train stream of conciousness just passed under Shit Troll Bridge.
There’s a silver lining to every cloud. Corporations offered 401k plans to make pensions go away. Why wouldn’t they abuse collection of data on who’s not Han Soloing their future children to decide who gets ahead? Point was well made.
Well done bud light plug on number 28. Pedo mayor probably approves.
10 of 20… fml
Disregard the self labeled “nice work”
Relax, I am staring down 28 and have absolutely no worries. I meet plenty of awesome girls who keep the good times rolling into their mid thirties… cheap hobbies and home parties keep the good times coming. I can be the grill master for eight for the price of bars for one. That also eliminates all of the downtown douche bags we don’t want to tolerate anyway.
They are much better up North than in the South, but are great in both regions. North of the Mason Dixon they hit 110 mph. In the South it’s 80 and the passenger train infrastructure needs work to efficiently transport me from Fort Lauderdale to drunken Pensacola debauchery for the annual Florabama Mullet Toss. Otherwise, fanfuckingtastic, if I do say so myself.
I live on my boat in Fort Lauderdale. Rent goes up, I sail out… All of the benefits of living in a trailer without having to tell people that you live in a trailer.
You dare to presume that the company that brought us The Lion King and Aladdin failed to pull out another winner in the 21st century. The drudgery of your corporate life is squeezing mirth and wonderment from your rapidly embittering soul, good sir.