When I was reading this, I felt like I had written it. Bravo. Also, I used that last GIF on a guy who had ignored my last text. I figured, worst case, I still never hear from him. We’re going on a third date.
How many times have you made plans with a woman and told her “I don’t care what we do. You pick.” Gentlemen, seriously, I don’t know a single woman that likes this.
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Every time I see a new post about him I think it’s an Onion article and then I realize it isn’t
Hi
Mine completely cut out a 4 year relationship. It’s awesome.
You don’t have to be at work until 9?
The image of Cheerleader #3’s C-section scar will haunt me forever and remind me that I will never look like that after having a child.
OOOOoooHHHHHH PUUUUUBlix
This was great until you completely undermined it with the disclaimer.
Welp this was the end of work for me
I think my body glitter was watermelon scented
On that note, I’m looking for a roommate.
I wasn’t referring to the author. I was referring to the general mood of the commenters
wHAt is with all the fucking gender hate on this blog
When I was reading this, I felt like I had written it. Bravo. Also, I used that last GIF on a guy who had ignored my last text. I figured, worst case, I still never hear from him. We’re going on a third date.
Mild astigmatism .
This is why I prefer the 30 somethings
Whole Foods? More like Whole Paycheck
How many times have you made plans with a woman and told her “I don’t care what we do. You pick.” Gentlemen, seriously, I don’t know a single woman that likes this.
Amen.
Thank God these cans are back
Amen. Why isn’t everyone eloping?
What year was that stock photo taken?