The fact that many people couldn’t distinguish this article as satire is unnerving on a couple levels. Mainly that as a society we’ve reached the point where this type of person is not only plausible, but prominent in the news.
I can only assume by your reference to SMU that your referring to the Highland Park Whole Foods. In which case, you’re goddamn right, it’s the worst place on earth to buy all-organic bullshit-of-the-week smoothies. I went there twice in one trip: the first time and the last time.
This hits real close to home, Caroline. I just ended a year-plus relationship a week and a half ago, and still trying to reconcile feeling like shit about it and knowing it was the right thing to do. Thanks for another quality article, and happy dry humping (or real humping, whatever the case may be) to you too.
Again, at least Adrian has seemed “somewhat” sorry for what happened. Hardy barely even acknowledges that something even happened. The man is an animal, and should be treated as such. I’m about ready to cut him. Yeah, he brings a spark to the defense, but is that spark worth the soul of the franchise.
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Was honestly surprised how not bad this was.
Can we get another take of this where we just listen to Cranston? Rest of this was pretty meh.
“Now” that my fantasy season is dead? Mine’s been dead for a month (thanks LeVeon).
This might be the greatest KotH gif ever. Thank you, sir.
Totally agree with the South Park comments. This season is an instant classic.
The fact that many people couldn’t distinguish this article as satire is unnerving on a couple levels. Mainly that as a society we’ve reached the point where this type of person is not only plausible, but prominent in the news.
X Pro II would be a sick name. You can’t convince me otherwise.
To be fair, if you burp and fart while taking a leak at the same time, that’s gotta be worthy of at least a little “ahhhh”.
Take some addy, no one bats an eye. Take one or two hyrdocodine pills and everyone loses their minds.
Holy shit this is me so much. I hated yard work as a kid, but now I’ll bring my own beer if I get to use the riding lawnmower at my dad’s place.
“Crumbs in my Keyboard” – track one off the upcoming PGP mixtape.
DeFries v Shibs for the GOP(GP) nomination in 2016. Primaries will be held at a TBD barbecue joint in Austin.
The quality of said smoothies does not negate the relative shittiness of the average customer.
“Red is to international harvester”? What do I win if I’m right?
I can only assume by your reference to SMU that your referring to the Highland Park Whole Foods. In which case, you’re goddamn right, it’s the worst place on earth to buy all-organic bullshit-of-the-week smoothies. I went there twice in one trip: the first time and the last time.
Same here. Put in more miles in the last week and a half than I did in the last year.
This hits real close to home, Caroline. I just ended a year-plus relationship a week and a half ago, and still trying to reconcile feeling like shit about it and knowing it was the right thing to do. Thanks for another quality article, and happy dry humping (or real humping, whatever the case may be) to you too.
Again, at least Adrian has seemed “somewhat” sorry for what happened. Hardy barely even acknowledges that something even happened. The man is an animal, and should be treated as such. I’m about ready to cut him. Yeah, he brings a spark to the defense, but is that spark worth the soul of the franchise.
And #Marglife.
+1 for Jason Eady and Dolly Shine.