You got me there, boss. Chili dogs are good, but if you want chili, why don’t you just eat chili? A hot dog is an inferior chili delivery vehicle to crackers, Fritos, etc. Know what I mean?
Toppings for dogs, in order of deliciousness and appropriateness: mustard, relish, ketchup, grilled onions, sauerkraut, and anything beyond that you can kindly see yourself off a cliff.
Solution: have your friends come over to your house for brunch. Then, you can just have your pancakes and sausage for a reasonable price, and not have to deal with people you don’t like.
Or you could skip the “inviting friends” part, cook enough pancakes for 8, and devour them all with no recourse or judgment. Still a good time either way.
Agreed on all points in this article. Waiting in line for a bar is useless. There’s always another place to buy bottom shelf whiskey and pay way too much for it.
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Hope there’s plenty of room on the hype train for “Chronicles of Todd”, because its going to be crowded.
Comment/name synergy never gets old.
Never heard dragon used as an adjective for a woman’s skills in the sack, but I’m damn sure going to steal that term from you.
Have been on a no beer 10 weeks to get ready for a wedding next Friday. I know your pain.
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You got me there, boss. Chili dogs are good, but if you want chili, why don’t you just eat chili? A hot dog is an inferior chili delivery vehicle to crackers, Fritos, etc. Know what I mean?
You spelled “genius” incorrectly.
Toppings for dogs, in order of deliciousness and appropriateness: mustard, relish, ketchup, grilled onions, sauerkraut, and anything beyond that you can kindly see yourself off a cliff.
This would really put a damper on the office try-hard vibe that some people try to put out.
I’m all for it.
I wish I could get away with this in my busy season. It sucks to be dependable.
Will, help a reader revamp his athleisure wardrobe: what sweats are those in the photo up top?
+1 for greasy spoon appreciation club.
Solution: have your friends come over to your house for brunch. Then, you can just have your pancakes and sausage for a reasonable price, and not have to deal with people you don’t like.
Or you could skip the “inviting friends” part, cook enough pancakes for 8, and devour them all with no recourse or judgment. Still a good time either way.
“Top 20 Chain Restaurants in the Northeast and California” – FIFY.
I see a bump in Persol sales coming in the near future…
Mimos is the acronym you go after? Not “Nordies”? At least go for the one that’s not in common usage.
Definitely some irony in an article all about stress written by a guy called Chill DeBreeze.
Currently 11 days into a diet. All I want is beer and burgers. Yes, plural, burgerS.
That’s…..that’s actually a good standard, in my opinion.
Agreed on all points in this article. Waiting in line for a bar is useless. There’s always another place to buy bottom shelf whiskey and pay way too much for it.