Something about reading a story written by Jesus saying he “thought about how I used to spend my Saturday nights: getting hammered, sending feeler texts to find a girl to sleep with, fail miserably, masturbate and pass out. There I was: no plan to get drunk and actually driving home pretty sober” just makes me laugh inside. No wonder he forgives us of our sins, amiright?
amazing coworkers except for Judas…and what’s the health insurance situation like for a guy in your sandals (the whole coming back thing had to be a paperwork nightmare for Bluecross)
I’d probably say that too if I was a Michigan fan and the Tigers just missed out on the playoffs, the Red Wings have no hope to compete (and lost Datsyuk), Megatron just skipped town because he was sick of losing, and the Pistons…are the Pisstons
Mr. Sideburn, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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I feel like the cursing on this was really forced for some reason
how dare you forget the greatest generation
Something about reading a story written by Jesus saying he “thought about how I used to spend my Saturday nights: getting hammered, sending feeler texts to find a girl to sleep with, fail miserably, masturbate and pass out. There I was: no plan to get drunk and actually driving home pretty sober” just makes me laugh inside. No wonder he forgives us of our sins, amiright?
-Toby Keith
“I’m not as good as I once was, but I’m as good once as I ever was”
-Tim McGraw
-Michael Scarn
Her: I’ll have the sake.
Tony: god bless you…She said she’ll have the dry wine
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can someone GIF this for me I embarrassingly don’t know how 🙁
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amazing coworkers except for Judas…and what’s the health insurance situation like for a guy in your sandals (the whole coming back thing had to be a paperwork nightmare for Bluecross)
Gotta tape that 100 dollar bill to the wall because your making bank after that CPA, right Pete?
I’d probably say that too if I was a Michigan fan and the Tigers just missed out on the playoffs, the Red Wings have no hope to compete (and lost Datsyuk), Megatron just skipped town because he was sick of losing, and the Pistons…are the Pisstons
Mr. Sideburn, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
I heard the Four Loko is looking for an athlete endorsement…this could be their guy