My office spouse left me.

Took 3 vacation days to work a second job.

Work, pay bills, drink, repeat.

58% of my yearly income goes to my student loans.

Who needs birth control when you can just listen to your coworkers bitch about their kids all day, everyday.

The woman behind me is flossing at her desk.

My Mom and my boyfriend are the only people that email me at work. PGP.

All I want for Christmas is for my coworkers to stop talking about their kids. PGP.

I saw a coworker outside of work and walked to the complete other side of the parking lot to a random store just to avoid having to say hi. PGP.