At what age do you get the courage to double flush? PGP.

You would think getting a raise would mean I could quit my second job. PGP.

My hair smelling like coconuts right now is the closest thing I’m getting to a vacation for a long time. PGP.

Can officially cross being catfished off the list. PGP.

I never realized I had ADD until i got a job. PGP.

Everyone thinks I’m the receptionist. PGP.

Paying your student loans on your lunch break. PGP.