I find myself relating more and more to Jack Nicholson’s character in “One Flew Over the Cukoo’s Nest,”… Pre and Post op. PGP

Received a free “wear your jeans to work” pass instead of a Christmas bonus. PGP

I clogged the toilet in the large stall today. PGPM

Had a nightmare my credit score went down. PGP

I’m starting to enjoy work more than I enjoy being around my friends. PGP

Lost too much weight and can’t afford a new wardrobe. PGP

Boss came up to talk to me while I was changing a nearby gym locker room. I literally showed my ass to the boss. PGP

It took a year of networking and befriending IT to get the Wifi password. PGP

Office coffee machine broke. I’m about to lose my shit. PGP

I just want out. PGP