Catie Warren

Catie struggles with adulthood and has been celebrating her 21st birthday for the past three years. She attended college in the nation’s capital and to this day is angry that Pit Bull lied to her, as you cannot, in fact, party on The White House lawn. Prior to her success with PGP, Catie was most famous for being featured in her hometown newspaper regarding her 5th grade Science Fair Project for which she did not place. In her spare time, she enjoys attributing famous historical quotes to Marilyn Monroe and getting in fights with thirteen year olds on twitter. Email: catie@grandex.co

Member Since 06/07/2013

21 Power Moves You Can Pull In The Office Bathroom

On their birthdays, everyone in the office gets a cake. I got two bowls of fruit because “We thought you were trying to watch your weight.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I just asked my coworkers if it was illegal to be drunk at work or just against company policies. They laughed because they thought I was kidding. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

It’s Hard Being The Funny Guy

Pregnancy scare: Day three. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

A Brutally Honest Brochure For Your Unbelievably Terrible Apartment Complex

My mom told me she was proud of me. I think she was trying to convince herself more than anything. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

“Come see me when you get in this morning.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

For my 25th birthday I got laid off. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The Fitness Plan For Every Year Of Your 20s