Catie Warren

Catie struggles with adulthood and has been celebrating her 21st birthday for the past three years. She attended college in the nation’s capital and to this day is angry that Pit Bull lied to her, as you cannot, in fact, party on The White House lawn. Prior to her success with PGP, Catie was most famous for being featured in her hometown newspaper regarding her 5th grade Science Fair Project for which she did not place. In her spare time, she enjoys attributing famous historical quotes to Marilyn Monroe and getting in fights with thirteen year olds on twitter. Email:

Member Since 06/07/2013

37 Signs You’ve Made It In Life

Some Guy Bought A $6 Watch From Goodwill And Then Sold It For $35,000

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The Time I Had To Take My Boss Jeans Shopping

The White Girl’s Guide To World Geography

How To Announce Your Engagement Like A White Girl

A Review Of “Dirty Rush,” The Book That Will Let You Escape From Adulthood

How To Decorate Your Apartment Like A White Girl

To be fair, those kids sound like real assholes.

High School Teacher Loses His Shit On Class, Might Hate His Job More Than You Do

Glad to see that the life ruining never stops.

“Oh, God, It’s Mom” — Mother Calls Into Talk Show And Berates Her Sons On Live TV