Catie Warren

Catie struggles with adulthood and has been celebrating her 21st birthday for the past three years. She attended college in the nation’s capital and to this day is angry that Pit Bull lied to her, as you cannot, in fact, party on The White House lawn. Prior to her success with PGP, Catie was most famous for being featured in her hometown newspaper regarding her 5th grade Science Fair Project for which she did not place. In her spare time, she enjoys attributing famous historical quotes to Marilyn Monroe and getting in fights with thirteen year olds on twitter. Email:

Member Since 06/07/2013

Using vacation days on hangovers. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

20 Reasons Why Kids Are The Worst

My boss doesn’t know my name. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Coping With My First Gray Hair