I’m not gonna hate your clothing choices, to each their own. Plus it’s way better than the oversized ill fitting button-up/khaki combo most people wear.
It must be really rough without that office vending machine with all those birthday cake celebrations, doughnut days, and company sponsored happy hours with apps included.
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This author is so smug that he probably enjoys the smell of his own farts.
Nobody likes a Narc
You know that comparing inches to millimeters as a unit of measurement makes no sense, right? We use millimeters as a unit of measure in the U.S too…
I’m surprised this wasn’t just a link to Reddit
You are literally a sociopath because you hate dogs.
Michael Scarn was a secret agent, not a detective. That’s day one stuff man.
Writing a column to humble brag about your six figure salary and huge boobs. PGPM.
I’ve never gotten anxiety from watching a show before, until I watched this last night. It’s going to be a great mini series.
Congrats on knowing how to check weather apps, that’s an impressive feat.
I’m not gonna hate your clothing choices, to each their own. Plus it’s way better than the oversized ill fitting button-up/khaki combo most people wear.
I would like to see an “Assistant to the Regional Manager” as one of the rankings, if we had them.
They didn’t go during peak Instagram posting hours. She’ll be back later with Caroline to take a photo for Instagram.
That’s why you watch the Premiere League
Also, if you don’t have calluses on your hands, you’re not lifting hard enough.
The gym is enjoyable when you see yourself making progress and don’t look at it as a chore. It’s all about attitude man.
Going to McDonalds for lobster is like going to a prostitute for a hug. Both are extremely depressing and will make you question your life choices.
“No computer” policies are archaic, most people type faster than they can write now.
Shit man, you’re so cool.
It must be really rough without that office vending machine with all those birthday cake celebrations, doughnut days, and company sponsored happy hours with apps included.
This is one of the most ridiculous first world rants I’ve ever heard. Who cares if people enjoy smoothies, they’re good.