I don’t get cranky before I’ve had my coffee, but I tell people I do so they won’t talk to me. PGP.

I still have “Relevant Courses” listed on my resume. PGP.

Not checking social media before work so I won’t get bored as quickly once I get to the office. PGP.

Having the constant fear that my mute button will malfunction at the worst possible time. PGP.

Only ten more months until I finally meet that three year work experience minimum. PGP.

Awkwardly encountering the same people every time you go to the bathroom. PGP.