Re-wearing socks because you forgot to do laundry. PGP.

Fell asleep before my 8pm fantasy football draft. PGP.

Seeing the same person in the bathroom three different times in one day. PGP.

Testing the limits on how many meals in a row a person can eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. PGP.

The rest of the office looking nothing like the nice conference room you interviewed in. PGP.

Sitting next to smelly people on public transportation. PGP.

All I ate today was donuts and pizza. PGP.

Monday morning online bank statements that let you know how badly you blew it over the weekend. PGP.

Being the new guy that’s forced to stay late every time. PGP.

Getting into arguments with the copy machine. PGP.