Somebody stole my stapler. I’m not trying to be funny. The guy in the cube next to me took it and I had to ask him to give it back. PGP.

Regularly having to explain things to, cover for, and go out of your way to help the incompetent people in your office that have twice the responsibility and salary level you do. PGP.

Is it true that if you don’t use it you lose it? PGP.

Developing advanced staple removal skills. PGP.

The moment you realize you’re no longer “the new guy.” PGP.

Hoarding leftovers from the catered meeting. I have dinner for a week now. PGP.

Anxiety caused by unexplained aches and pains. PGP.

Slowly but surely gaining weight. PGP.

Taking initiative and then fucking up whatever it was you were trying to accomplish. PGP.