The first word out of my mouth every day is “fuuuuuuck.” PGP.

Made lunch today and gave myself food poisoning. PGP.

Got to use my new umbrella for the first time today…so I’ve got that going for me. PGP.

My boss casually brought up his mental health issues during a meeting today. PGP.

Making new friends over mutual hatred of the same coworker. PGP.

Dad body, zero kids. PGP.

1: “Good weekend?” 2: “Too short.” 1: “Always is.” PGP.

The point in the day where the only thing left to do is stare at the screen until you can go home. PGP.

Your boss stopping by to talk during the middle of a particularly good round of the game you play on your phone instead of working. PGP.

Going into debt to go out on New Year’s. PGP.