“But if you’re one of those reeling human beings who’s approaching thirty and having minor panic attacks with every right swipe that goes unnoticed, you find yourself up Shit Creek without a paddle and a hole in your canoe that’s quickly going under. You don’t want a plus-one at this point, you just need one to save face.”
“And don’t lie, PGP gets you through the toughest of Thursdays when you think you can’t make it to the office happy hour.” This, so, so much. I shamelessly embrace my basic status. What’s so wrong with being basic, that people know you like Starbucks?
Guessing that she went off on Todd once they got home and screamed about how John already proposed to Caroline after like a few months and like can’t he get his shit together and fucking propose already?
Anyone I know who has to take an hour here or there to pick up a friend or make it to a concert usually makes up that lost time by coming in early that day or maybe staying later a couple of days that week. That’s such a b.s. reason to hate the younger generation.
She’ll spend a few mornings of her funemployment here until someone dares to suggest that she order another coffee because she’s been taking up her table for hours and then she’ll “ask to speak to the manager” and earn a serving of spit in her coffee forevermore.
Getting misty-eyed at my desk. Thanks for writing. And also thank you for encouraging adoption. There are so many dogs and cats in shelters and your local Humane Society waiting for a home.
I really, really hate the strengths and weaknesses questions. Interviewees generally acknowledge that they bullshit something that sounds good and I’m sure interviewers completely tune you out as they’re planning their next question to ask. The best interviews are where you can basically sit and have a conversation.
Former natural blonde turned lightest shade of brunette possible – I’ve always liked darker haired guys more than blond guys. Not sure why, but it’s always been my taste. They tend to favor blondes though, so go figure.
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They’re officially one step away from having an annoying guy named Brian lecturing the baristas on how they don’t wear enough flair.
“But if you’re one of those reeling human beings who’s approaching thirty and having minor panic attacks with every right swipe that goes unnoticed, you find yourself up Shit Creek without a paddle and a hole in your canoe that’s quickly going under. You don’t want a plus-one at this point, you just need one to save face.”
Get out of my head, Will!!
Oooooh way to finally tell us what Todd was pissed about!
Inspired me to cancel my Birchbox subscription and put my Hulu on hold for a couple of months.
Yes, go for it. I was picked up in a grocery store once and it was a serious ego-booster.
What happened to her 2016 Range Rover? Did she give that away to the movers too when she and Todd moved to their new apartment?
“And don’t lie, PGP gets you through the toughest of Thursdays when you think you can’t make it to the office happy hour.” This, so, so much. I shamelessly embrace my basic status. What’s so wrong with being basic, that people know you like Starbucks?
Guessing that she went off on Todd once they got home and screamed about how John already proposed to Caroline after like a few months and like can’t he get his shit together and fucking propose already?
This entire recap is gold.
Anyone I know who has to take an hour here or there to pick up a friend or make it to a concert usually makes up that lost time by coming in early that day or maybe staying later a couple of days that week. That’s such a b.s. reason to hate the younger generation.
They’re trolling us, right? They have to be trolling.
She’ll spend a few mornings of her funemployment here until someone dares to suggest that she order another coffee because she’s been taking up her table for hours and then she’ll “ask to speak to the manager” and earn a serving of spit in her coffee forevermore.
That’s a good one. I always know what’s coming and I still settle in for the inevitable blubbering at the end.
Getting misty-eyed at my desk. Thanks for writing. And also thank you for encouraging adoption. There are so many dogs and cats in shelters and your local Humane Society waiting for a home.
Where is she going? Did John propose to Caroline yet? Is she taking off into the sunset never to be heard from again?
I really, really hate the strengths and weaknesses questions. Interviewees generally acknowledge that they bullshit something that sounds good and I’m sure interviewers completely tune you out as they’re planning their next question to ask. The best interviews are where you can basically sit and have a conversation.
Former natural blonde turned lightest shade of brunette possible – I’ve always liked darker haired guys more than blond guys. Not sure why, but it’s always been my taste. They tend to favor blondes though, so go figure.
I wish this would happen in Atlanta. No alcohol served or sold in stores until 12:30 pm.
Just a lead-up to ghosting.
Whole Paycheck strikes again!