Jars & Badger and Pistol & Sword were the first two hipster business names I got from the generator. I’d probably mash them up for Badger & Sword where I make artisanal lotions and have a minimalist website to sell them.
And that “portrait” of George Washington is an abomination.
I hoped it would be something like this but that Todd would plan it that way on purpose. I also hope one of Girl’s texts complaining about her gifts will be sent to the family group text. Girl’s ruined Christmas is getting me through the next couple of days until my break.
Agree, I live in Atlanta too and there are so many people here who are transplants from all over the country in their mid-to-late 20s. It’s a good city for meeting new people.
Sounds to me like if these guys fucking hate working brunch so much, then they should work for a restaurant that doesn’t serve brunch. None of this was a shock; people like brunch because people like to eat breakfast food and drink in the middle of the day as a means to socialize.
The main reason I decided to stay in town for Friendsgiving instead of going home is the 5.5+ hour drive. Just can’t stomach the thought. That and I’ll be home longer at Christmas anyway.
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Was at Sweetwater this past Saturday and it was crazy packed. I’ll have to stock up for game day.
I like where your head’s at.
Girl. Corrine at least pretends that she works.
Did she really catch the bouquet or snatch it away from someone else (Alex)?
That was incredibly satisfying to read, Will. I can’t believe I missed this the other day.
Jars & Badger and Pistol & Sword were the first two hipster business names I got from the generator. I’d probably mash them up for Badger & Sword where I make artisanal lotions and have a minimalist website to sell them.
And that “portrait” of George Washington is an abomination.
Caroline’s parents throwing around enough money to even invite Todd’s parents to the ceremony?
I’m counting on some blowup happening at the reception and Caroline deciding never to speak to Girl again and Todd finally making his getaway.
Aaaah yesss! This is the best part of the Bachelor for me. Also – did anyone notice that Corinne has a fucking nanny?!
I hoped it would be something like this but that Todd would plan it that way on purpose. I also hope one of Girl’s texts complaining about her gifts will be sent to the family group text. Girl’s ruined Christmas is getting me through the next couple of days until my break.
Try something out of your comfort zone to meet new people. Do a Meetup or sign up for rec sports or something.
Agree, I live in Atlanta too and there are so many people here who are transplants from all over the country in their mid-to-late 20s. It’s a good city for meeting new people.
Two people who got engaged after three weeks of boning on a beach in Mexico didn’t last?!? :wall slide of sadness:
I’d definitely have brunch with the canoe crew in the stock photo.
Sounds to me like if these guys fucking hate working brunch so much, then they should work for a restaurant that doesn’t serve brunch. None of this was a shock; people like brunch because people like to eat breakfast food and drink in the middle of the day as a means to socialize.
The main reason I decided to stay in town for Friendsgiving instead of going home is the 5.5+ hour drive. Just can’t stomach the thought. That and I’ll be home longer at Christmas anyway.
Does Girl even like Todd or just the idea of Todd? Wait, I think I answered my own question.
Your coworker is an asshole. Now I feel like I should say a Hail Mary for swearing in front of Jesus.
You leave the completely full cart in the aisle and text Todd to come pick you up and go to get sushi.
You read right. One-stop shop for some diabeetus.
I’m good at making cheesecake brownies and playing Yahtzee on my phone, as I discovered yesterday.