My opener for a little while was “did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?” (It’s from Wayne’s world). Nobody picked up on it, and also they think I have an attraction to cartoon bunnies in drag. So, creative openers are not my strong point.
I didn’t realize how far I drifted apart from my sisters. But I went through a really tough breakup last year and moved home for a bit and I was back to seeing and being around them every day. I didn’t realize how much I missed them and now we’re even closer than before. It’s a little weird at first, I get that, but totally worth it. Since I moved back out we make it a point to FaceTime and talk on the phone and text.
I read up to that part and had to come down here to make sure someone else picked up on that. It’s not like it’s even “50 friends”. It’s 50 CLOSEST friends, which makes it sound like there are MORE FRIENDS.
Recently joined bumble and I have no idea what I’m doing. I feel like as soon as I Match with someone they want to immediately meet up, which since I’m new to online dating is still a little weird for me. When I say I’d like to talk a little first, they ghost me. Not sure what the next step is from here: delete dating apps or meet up even if I’m uncomfortable. This sucks lol
Anyone here remember My Date With The Presidents Daughter? I loved that movie and I can’t find anyone else who knows what it is. (Also I know it’s not a Disney Original Movie, don’t come at me for that. Just thought of it with this list)
Your bitcoin fear sounds similar to why I always contribute a dollar to our office lottery pool even tho I don’t always want to. If, god forbid, I save my dollars one week and then thats the day everyone in my office wins millions and millions, I would 100% go insane
My office, today without warning, just got rid of our espresso machine. Tomorrow we’re getting a “coffee pod machine” but it won’t do anything but cups of coffee. I have been living on espressos for months now. How can I stop cold turkey?? I came to this site to distract myself and now I’m back to boiling mad.
I got lost down a rabbit hole of classic YouTube videos a few weeks ago. Old Greg, shoes, the MySpace movie, david Blaine street magic, whitest kids you know, I could go on and on. I was crying laughing at how stupid my sense of humor was (is).
I’ve been without Facebook for about 6 years now, and the only reason I’m debating reactivating is to join a dating site. Because the only date I’ve been asked out on in the past 8 months is the old man who sits outside the coffee shop. I like this shell Facebook idea. I really hate everywhere makes you sign in with FB
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My opener for a little while was “did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?” (It’s from Wayne’s world). Nobody picked up on it, and also they think I have an attraction to cartoon bunnies in drag. So, creative openers are not my strong point.
I didn’t realize how far I drifted apart from my sisters. But I went through a really tough breakup last year and moved home for a bit and I was back to seeing and being around them every day. I didn’t realize how much I missed them and now we’re even closer than before. It’s a little weird at first, I get that, but totally worth it. Since I moved back out we make it a point to FaceTime and talk on the phone and text.
I read up to that part and had to come down here to make sure someone else picked up on that. It’s not like it’s even “50 friends”. It’s 50 CLOSEST friends, which makes it sound like there are MORE FRIENDS.
Sounds like anustart for you
Soo….do women love me?
Hahahaha the gather signs. I have four separate friends who have all purchased that sign. I pointed it out and they all got so mad. It was a funny day
Recently joined bumble and I have no idea what I’m doing. I feel like as soon as I Match with someone they want to immediately meet up, which since I’m new to online dating is still a little weird for me. When I say I’d like to talk a little first, they ghost me. Not sure what the next step is from here: delete dating apps or meet up even if I’m uncomfortable. This sucks lol
I think that’s the only way you can read it. I’ve had it stuck in my head since I posted this comment
Anyone here remember My Date With The Presidents Daughter? I loved that movie and I can’t find anyone else who knows what it is. (Also I know it’s not a Disney Original Movie, don’t come at me for that. Just thought of it with this list)
I’m an attorney, can confirm this. Mandatory sentencing.
My people!!!! I always get made fun of for drinking coors
Your bitcoin fear sounds similar to why I always contribute a dollar to our office lottery pool even tho I don’t always want to. If, god forbid, I save my dollars one week and then thats the day everyone in my office wins millions and millions, I would 100% go insane
My office, today without warning, just got rid of our espresso machine. Tomorrow we’re getting a “coffee pod machine” but it won’t do anything but cups of coffee. I have been living on espressos for months now. How can I stop cold turkey?? I came to this site to distract myself and now I’m back to boiling mad.
It’s a magical Liopleurodon
I got lost down a rabbit hole of classic YouTube videos a few weeks ago. Old Greg, shoes, the MySpace movie, david Blaine street magic, whitest kids you know, I could go on and on. I was crying laughing at how stupid my sense of humor was (is).
Imagine the type of life you have where your biggest issue is that your child’s scratch and sniff sticker doesn’t smell?
Probably like $80,000 a year
Oh my. Is this what it feels like to be the bachelorette
I’ve been without Facebook for about 6 years now, and the only reason I’m debating reactivating is to join a dating site. Because the only date I’ve been asked out on in the past 8 months is the old man who sits outside the coffee shop. I like this shell Facebook idea. I really hate everywhere makes you sign in with FB
While reading this I was clearly able to picture multiple law school classmates who would find this amazing and want to do it.