Will, I know you’ve explained the “must be logged in to upvote” logic, but is there any way y’all can disable it for The Donald? I miss him having like 500 upvotes, and frankly, we all know he does too.
Oh, you know Todd was a 2nd team All-County Honorable Mention at Will-Backer back in the day. Coulda played D-II but he wanted a social life and got a decent academic scholarship over at Frat State – the rest is history.
I started my current job back in March. I get in at around 5:40 AM and leave at 3:00 pm. Early mornings take their toll, but it’s totally worth it to sail out the door at 3 when the sun is still shining and you’ve got all afternoon to grocery shop (pre-5 o’clock rush mind you), work out, work on the truck etc.
Thanks for all the input y’all. Great points being made about the impossibility of Girl living in Detroit by FutureTerribleHouseWife. Also, I’ll be sure to not get punched in the face by saying “upstate” in Michigan, although I never because as someone from North Florida (read: The South) it’s not really in my vernacular. Anyways, great work! Loved the energy!
Geographical info alert, y’all. Only so many places actually use the term “upstate.” Since we know they live in a large metropolitan area where they hardly ever drive – it could be NYC (upstate New York), it could be Charleston (with a cabin in SC Upstate), it is not Austin as previously spectulated because nobody in Texas says “upstate”, and it’s not Chicago because upstate from Chicago is Wisconsin. Do people in Detroit refer to northern Michigan as “upstate” ? Feedback appreciated. Am I taking this too seriously? Probably. Am I ashamed? Not even a little bit.
I have an 07 Titan that my family bought new and I took to college back in 2010. It eventually became mine and I slowly modified it as I got income / mechanical knowledge. It’s got 150k miles on her now and honestly when the engine finally goes (hopefully another 150k+ from now) I’m liable to drop a crate motor and extend this ole girl’s life. I can’t imagine not driving a truck.
100% Correct – in Gainesville we had Gator City aka Gator Sh*tty. Typical comments once inside usually followed the lines of “are we seriously at Gator City again?”
Careful, guys. If Will pulls the string and she gets hit by a bus it isn’t guaranteed to eliminate her. She’d end up in a recovery room and we’d have weeks of her whining about the poors at the hospital. Additionally Todd couldn’t break up with her while she’s recovering because then he’d be an actual douche. By the time she’s back on her feet she’s racked up another multiple months of relationship and we’re all the more in the hole. And y’all paid for it. NO DEAL.
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I’ve had an absolutely terrible week at work and these fictional broads not getting their insta likes is exactly what I needed.
Well, you’re still the only single one, so that gives you better odds alcohol or not……. right?
You severely underestimate yourself, big dog.
Not if Claire cancels the trip.
Mousey Brunette with a great God-given metabolism. Can rock a pair of square frame reading glasses.
Will, I know you’ve explained the “must be logged in to upvote” logic, but is there any way y’all can disable it for The Donald? I miss him having like 500 upvotes, and frankly, we all know he does too.
Oh, you know Todd was a 2nd team All-County Honorable Mention at Will-Backer back in the day. Coulda played D-II but he wanted a social life and got a decent academic scholarship over at Frat State – the rest is history.
I started my current job back in March. I get in at around 5:40 AM and leave at 3:00 pm. Early mornings take their toll, but it’s totally worth it to sail out the door at 3 when the sun is still shining and you’ve got all afternoon to grocery shop (pre-5 o’clock rush mind you), work out, work on the truck etc.
Anywhere north of Atlanta
JD McCoy better stay the hell away from this funeral procession
Thanks for all the input y’all. Great points being made about the impossibility of Girl living in Detroit by FutureTerribleHouseWife. Also, I’ll be sure to not get punched in the face by saying “upstate” in Michigan, although I never because as someone from North Florida (read: The South) it’s not really in my vernacular. Anyways, great work! Loved the energy!
Geographical info alert, y’all. Only so many places actually use the term “upstate.” Since we know they live in a large metropolitan area where they hardly ever drive – it could be NYC (upstate New York), it could be Charleston (with a cabin in SC Upstate), it is not Austin as previously spectulated because nobody in Texas says “upstate”, and it’s not Chicago because upstate from Chicago is Wisconsin. Do people in Detroit refer to northern Michigan as “upstate” ? Feedback appreciated. Am I taking this too seriously? Probably. Am I ashamed? Not even a little bit.
casually mentioning their apartment being the biggest is such a Girl move.
Girls Todd sees at Tailgates: Claire
I have an 07 Titan that my family bought new and I took to college back in 2010. It eventually became mine and I slowly modified it as I got income / mechanical knowledge. It’s got 150k miles on her now and honestly when the engine finally goes (hopefully another 150k+ from now) I’m liable to drop a crate motor and extend this ole girl’s life. I can’t imagine not driving a truck.
This Series needs a hero. A hero at a Bachelor Party. A hero named Claire.
100% Correct – in Gainesville we had Gator City aka Gator Sh*tty. Typical comments once inside usually followed the lines of “are we seriously at Gator City again?”
Careful, guys. If Will pulls the string and she gets hit by a bus it isn’t guaranteed to eliminate her. She’d end up in a recovery room and we’d have weeks of her whining about the poors at the hospital. Additionally Todd couldn’t break up with her while she’s recovering because then he’d be an actual douche. By the time she’s back on her feet she’s racked up another multiple months of relationship and we’re all the more in the hole. And y’all paid for it. NO DEAL.
Those can be staged later – the time for action is upon us, unfortunately
“All I’m saying is that someone shouldn’t be forced to propose to someone if they’re not personally ready,” she explained to them.
Why does she seem rational right now?