The best part of my week was stealing a chair from the conference room. PGP.

Meeting the cute new girl at work and forgetting her name instantly. PGP.

There’s no way anyone at work could confirm or deny that I was here today. Why am I here? PGP.

At work on my birthday. PGP.

My boss is a mix of incredibly attractive and completely unattainable. PGP.

The collective sigh when that one person starts talking during a meeting. PGP.

Would anyone notice if I kept my shoes off when I went to the bathroom? PGP.

My boss laughed at me for volunteering. PGP.

My favorite podcasters are on vacation and now I don’t know how to work. PGP.

It smells like smoke outside my window, but I’m too lazy to turn around and check. PGP.