Regretting the obligatory “If you have any questions, please let me know” after someone emails you back with a question. PGP.

Taking a nap on the floor of your office instead of taking a lunch break. PGP.

Flirting with the call center lady who is sending me a new credit card because she’s the only woman I’ve talked to all day. PGP.

Weighing the price of attending a wedding against how much their friendship means to you. PGP.

Batteries in my mouse died. Guess it’s time to go home. PGP.

Frantically trying to remember whose card you’re signing, even though it won’t change the generic message of “Good luck.” PGP.

Watching so much Netflix on a three day weekend that you actually start to miss work. PGP.