Because there’s always that off-chance that you WILL wake up at your pre-set time feeling great; in which case, you’d sure hate to have wasted that extra 30 minutes.
Broke up with my boyfriend 2 months ago after 3+ years and a handful of “we’re definitely getting married” discussions. The losing a friend part is KILLER. Fit none of these scenarios. Zero hope. *sobs*
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Lol. A well-oiled machine. nice.
You internet people made me this way, and now I’m the only one giggling at the line “this is where I come every day” ?
People don’t like Samoas? (I just ordered some, but they were called Caramel DeLites, which makes me cringe.)
This on the heels of an article yesterday that a 2-week-old body was found in a still-open-but-mostly-defunct mall here in Georgia recently…
CMV proves herself reigning queen of PGP yet again.
IDK, I think it could be one of those good, slow-moving but thoughtful, mildly-comedic indie flicks.
Because there’s always that off-chance that you WILL wake up at your pre-set time feeling great; in which case, you’d sure hate to have wasted that extra 30 minutes.
IDK if you’re being for real, but this made me laugh.
It hurts even more because I’m actually loving the pieces that contain this phrase. haha.
If I see “deep seeded” on this website one more time, I swear.
“si se puede.” So THAT’s what Dora was saying all those years…
Every third-person “mama” makes me want to die.
I think somehow it’s the bizarre juxtaposition of childish vs classy takes that makes JD’s contributions here work so well.
Right? What if your one breakup hits 4 for 5 on the list? -_-
This is somehow one of the most beautifully written pieces I’ve seen in a while…
Terrifying.
Broke up with my boyfriend 2 months ago after 3+ years and a handful of “we’re definitely getting married” discussions. The losing a friend part is KILLER. Fit none of these scenarios. Zero hope. *sobs*
It’s Plexus, isn’t it?
“How about just not celebrating the fact that I’m one year closer to thirty years old?”
Thank you for saying it.
-a disgruntled newly-28-year-old
Truest take I have ever seen on this site. Every word resonated with my soul. Twizzlers are straight trash.