Was a frat god on campus, only to realize that the lifestyle is frowned upon in the real world after graduating. Drinks sorrows away realizing his job was only attained through alumni connections.
First everyone on my FB was getting engaged, now all the writers on here are getting engaged, is there nowhere safe from reminding me I’m single on the internet?
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How many accounts do you have?
Don’t care what girls wear as long as leggings never go out of style
The amount of crazy you are, must mean you’re a 10. I make a great company party date. Sup?
We all know Will is the type of guy to be proposed to
Will is the Tony Romo of the Podcast
Keeps you entertained, gives you small flashes of potential, but ultimately chokes when it matters.
But does your boss know that the flight is not serving food?
Kick them off because they asked you “What do you shoot”?
If Girl wrote an article, this is what I would imagine it would look like
Sup?
You’re doing it wrong
And Claire is Chelsea’s sorority sister from college who is visiting for the weekend and had to come to the party
I could retire right now and live in a 3.8 million sq ft apartment called the streets
Sup?
“Watch this/Hold my beer” being the beginning of every great success or embarrassment for every guy in college
First everyone on my FB was getting engaged, now all the writers on here are getting engaged, is there nowhere safe from reminding me I’m single on the internet?
Seriously, congrats though.
There will always be an audience for crappy lists, look at buzzfeed.
I didn’t know you were dating Kendra
Hopefully he doesn’t have a crepe attorney
I’m sure is defense is “Sorry” and he’ll get an eh “Don’t do it again”
Don King’s gift actually being my rent #PGP