Fuck that, just go get a prescription for a strong acid reducer. I might have to double it up every year or so, but it’s better than giving up coffee and liquor
People do this all the time in New Orleans. Imagine a few hundred people, all clad in either black tuxedos or large gowns, waving napkins along the asphalt in 105-degree heat index with looks on their faces conveying sheer misery and dejection. The bride is all smiles as she leads the pack, but if she bothered to look behind her, she would see that everyone she knows and loves would like to murder her in that moment.
It doesn’t sound as if Joyce was very honest in that encounter either. Do you think she told the guy “I’m only having sex with you because the terms ‘Jewish’ and ‘NYU’ lead me to believe you’re rich enough to mooch off of for the rest of my life?”
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Nice humble brag
What’s an immersion blender?
Number 5 is the worst of the listed offenses
I don’t even have PTO. PGP
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Fuck that, just go get a prescription for a strong acid reducer. I might have to double it up every year or so, but it’s better than giving up coffee and liquor
The bar in my living room is pretty legit. Always makes the cocktails exactly how I like ’em
Try doing it without the shirt on
Excited about Patton coming to Netflix. TotalDadMove
Killed it in the brunch spot names.
People do this all the time in New Orleans. Imagine a few hundred people, all clad in either black tuxedos or large gowns, waving napkins along the asphalt in 105-degree heat index with looks on their faces conveying sheer misery and dejection. The bride is all smiles as she leads the pack, but if she bothered to look behind her, she would see that everyone she knows and loves would like to murder her in that moment.
And they block fucking traffic
Best way to get published is to plug the ‘casts
It doesn’t sound as if Joyce was very honest in that encounter either. Do you think she told the guy “I’m only having sex with you because the terms ‘Jewish’ and ‘NYU’ lead me to believe you’re rich enough to mooch off of for the rest of my life?”
Look at this guy, with his primo health benefits and shit
If you popularize this method, you’ll be the Jonas Salk of Sunday Scaries
The whole myth about “bruising the gin” was made up by drunks who just want cold straight gin
The funny part is Patrick is going to give Todd one star
can someone explain to me what these spam links even lead to? I want to see what the bullshit is but I don’t want to click the link
it was also at one point home base for the likes of Willie, Merle, and David Allen Coe. Much better musical tradition than Nashville I dare say
I don’t understand what hipsters do for sustenance.