I’m still trying to figure out what got this couple’s announcement published. Salt Lake City and Augusta are not Nuptials column origins, and there are no famous ancestors or particularly successful people anywhere in this article. Their story is completely unremarkable (“We dated for a while then got engaged”. Cool). Am I missing something here?
If he were a descendant of William Faulkner, they would’ve put it in the article. They only have one Ivy League degree between the two of them, and it’s not even magna or summa? And he’s some mid-level back office consultant?
I think Caroline is a divergent path from Girl’s life. They were very similar at the beginning of the series, but Caroline has a career and a husband and her head on straight, so she’s slowly getting too old for Girl’s shit
Claire seems like the type to have a decent little marketing job or a real estate license. Not enough to pull in big bucks, but she’ll back it up by being a damn good cook and generous lover
I think the annoying and unfunny use of “sup?” is when it is clearly thrown out only because the recipient of the sup (the sup-ee?) is female. It reminds me of the nerdy parts of the Internet where people freak out because one of the users happens to be a girl (relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/322/ )
1. If a vibrator is controlled by an app and connected through Bluetooth, I’d just assume the company was collecting data.
2. These vibes could also be activated by anyone within bluetooth range, which hopefully led to a couple of great scenarios
3. Purchasers of the vibrator were awarded $10,000. I’d probably send detailed information about my sex toy usage to any company for considerably less
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Liquid courage?
They’re practically an all-time low scorer in Grantland’s NUPTIALS scoring system
I’m still trying to figure out what got this couple’s announcement published. Salt Lake City and Augusta are not Nuptials column origins, and there are no famous ancestors or particularly successful people anywhere in this article. Their story is completely unremarkable (“We dated for a while then got engaged”. Cool). Am I missing something here?
If he were a descendant of William Faulkner, they would’ve put it in the article. They only have one Ivy League degree between the two of them, and it’s not even magna or summa? And he’s some mid-level back office consultant?
They’re peasants as far as NYT goes
I think Caroline is a divergent path from Girl’s life. They were very similar at the beginning of the series, but Caroline has a career and a husband and her head on straight, so she’s slowly getting too old for Girl’s shit
The I’m-too-lazy-to-make-PB&J pizza delivery. PGP
Biting is probably one of the biggest psychopath moves there is, especially if followed by sobbing
Apparently the book explains that Perry is a banker
Dear God man
Hop on, there’s plenty of room on the #TeamClaire train
Well now so do I
It’s just a matter of whether or not there is any man left in Todd. He’s Reek to Girl’s Ramsey
anyone got TV recommendations? I’m not into college basketball, and I’m saving all of my “ignore the gf and watch NBA” time for the playoffs
Gnocchi and, as per usual, a box of red wine.
Claire seems like the type to have a decent little marketing job or a real estate license. Not enough to pull in big bucks, but she’ll back it up by being a damn good cook and generous lover
Holy shit, Trump Singles is a thing?
I think the annoying and unfunny use of “sup?” is when it is clearly thrown out only because the recipient of the sup (the sup-ee?) is female. It reminds me of the nerdy parts of the Internet where people freak out because one of the users happens to be a girl (relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/322/ )
1. If a vibrator is controlled by an app and connected through Bluetooth, I’d just assume the company was collecting data.
2. These vibes could also be activated by anyone within bluetooth range, which hopefully led to a couple of great scenarios
3. Purchasers of the vibrator were awarded $10,000. I’d probably send detailed information about my sex toy usage to any company for considerably less
Props on being the only one to try to slow down the drunk cigarette train though
Will, it’s still “$60 million fucking dollars”
Which reads “Sixty million dollars fucking dollars”