One: Men in finance jobs usually wear suit and ties, which is basically two more layers than women are wearing anyways (men’s shirts are typically long-sleeved).
Better than Gymnastics. Don’t get me wrong, I love looking at gymnasts as much as the next guy, but any event where you lose points because your bra strap is showing is not a sport anymore, it is a beauty pageant.
I am exactly the same way. The reason I hate asking for things though is 50% pride, and 50% fear that if this person helps me out, then I will feel guilty for not helping them with their shitty favor.
The real social experiment would be to see how her friends would react if she did not put any inflection into the text she sent them. If she just said “Look what just happened to me.” With a picture of the note, would the response be that he is a creeper? Or that he is cute?
The main thing that is shitty about this is that he was poaching. This makes this completely different than what the Texas Tech girl did. The Texas Tech girl was hunting legally. The government and wildlife department of African countries sanction hunting big game, because they like to set the population of big game animals at certain levels so that the ecosystem is not out of whack. The Texas Tech girl was actually contributing to a better environment, and paid a shitload of money to do it. This crazy asshole is the scum of the earth. Poaching is one of the shittiest things you can do, because not only is it theft, but its impossible to refund the theft when caught, because the animal is dead. It is like stealing a car and then dropping it off a cliff.
In my experience, the office bitch is usually the most corrupt when it comes to bribes. The easiest way to get her over on your good side is to bring in donuts every Friday, always get what she likes, and then let her have the first pass over. From now on, a bona fide psycho has your back.
One: Men in finance jobs usually wear suit and ties, which is basically two more layers than women are wearing anyways (men’s shirts are typically long-sleeved).
Two: How hard is it to put on a jacket?
Only three words are needed to get us back to the 80’s: More Cocaine.
Better than Gymnastics. Don’t get me wrong, I love looking at gymnasts as much as the next guy, but any event where you lose points because your bra strap is showing is not a sport anymore, it is a beauty pageant.
Thou shalt always blame the other for any bodily functions committed under the sheets.
The world actually is my oyster. You are the slimy jizz water left in the shell.
I am exactly the same way. The reason I hate asking for things though is 50% pride, and 50% fear that if this person helps me out, then I will feel guilty for not helping them with their shitty favor.
Someone must have gotten the red sauce on their burrito today, because this is one spicy hot take!
The real social experiment would be to see how her friends would react if she did not put any inflection into the text she sent them. If she just said “Look what just happened to me.” With a picture of the note, would the response be that he is a creeper? Or that he is cute?
Love,
Someone trying to figure out how girls think.
She is like the Seinfeld of chicks. So I guess Elaine.
The main thing that is shitty about this is that he was poaching. This makes this completely different than what the Texas Tech girl did. The Texas Tech girl was hunting legally. The government and wildlife department of African countries sanction hunting big game, because they like to set the population of big game animals at certain levels so that the ecosystem is not out of whack. The Texas Tech girl was actually contributing to a better environment, and paid a shitload of money to do it. This crazy asshole is the scum of the earth. Poaching is one of the shittiest things you can do, because not only is it theft, but its impossible to refund the theft when caught, because the animal is dead. It is like stealing a car and then dropping it off a cliff.
Didn’t realize I was on Buzzfeed.
I feel like we had the same childhood. Let me guess, one of your friends from then still believes Kurt Cobain was murdered.
Jesus, make sure you bring a parachute when trying to muff dive on that one lady.
In my experience, the office bitch is usually the most corrupt when it comes to bribes. The easiest way to get her over on your good side is to bring in donuts every Friday, always get what she likes, and then let her have the first pass over. From now on, a bona fide psycho has your back.
Engineers are such blowhards.
As someone from Texas, embrace the frizz.
I came here to be pissed off, but finished the article with satisfaction. More breaks for everybody!
11) Tow truck driver.
Brian*