Booze and Schmooze is a 2012 graduate from a state-run party school in Minnesota, with honors in keg stands, and passive-aggressive MN nice behavior. You can see him rollerblading in the Mall of America with a duck call in honor of the District 5 hockey team, who became the Mighty Ducks.
"Let him make the first move, Conway" - Gordon Bombay
I wouldn’t call it gender hate at all. The author created this story based on her point of view, which is completely fine. My point (which very well could be CharismaticDrunkard and Draper’s too) is you don’t have to be vague to your co-workers about what you do outside of the office. These co-workers were our age too, and did the exact same shit. Some people respect you more for being transparent of who you are in and out of the office, which leads to better opportunities and meeting higher level people.
Agreed. The older, married men at my office love to live vicariously through me too as a single, 20-something male. It can definitely help you professionally if you are aware of the situations when you can bullshit with them, or act professionally.
I learned all of these lessons as a career backup on a D1 hockey team. At the start of freshman year my ego was inflated, thinking I was crème de la crème until I realized, “Holy shit, 99% of my competition is better than me.” Your point #3 was big for me for my last 2 years of college.
Nope. It’s one of those unwritten rules in society that men pays for the date. I’ve been told that whoever asked who on a date should pay, but come on Marty, we’re gentleman and will offer to pay either way.
I think people buy groceries at Whole Foods just so they can tell their friends they shop there, or broadcast it on Twitter. #healthy #yummy #organic #WholeFoods #gettingfit #nobodycares
Shit, nice to talk to a fellow Minnesotan! I’m no stranger to Uptown Tavern, Bar Louie, and Stella’s… we could be eskimo brothers for all I know. And fuck the Sioux is right.
Not everyone can be as lucky as Draper. All of my roommates in college have moved away and are now scattered throughout the country, as did I. I’m living on my own now in a new city, and I don’t regret it. While there are times I miss having roommates, I think back to how many pots and skillets I had to throw away because of one lazy fuck of a roommate who never cleaned after they cooked.
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I wouldn’t call it gender hate at all. The author created this story based on her point of view, which is completely fine. My point (which very well could be CharismaticDrunkard and Draper’s too) is you don’t have to be vague to your co-workers about what you do outside of the office. These co-workers were our age too, and did the exact same shit. Some people respect you more for being transparent of who you are in and out of the office, which leads to better opportunities and meeting higher level people.
Agreed. The older, married men at my office love to live vicariously through me too as a single, 20-something male. It can definitely help you professionally if you are aware of the situations when you can bullshit with them, or act professionally.
Sure, the game is over at 2 AM. But I like to think the after bar house party is Overtime. So game on, players!
I learned all of these lessons as a career backup on a D1 hockey team. At the start of freshman year my ego was inflated, thinking I was crème de la crème until I realized, “Holy shit, 99% of my competition is better than me.” Your point #3 was big for me for my last 2 years of college.
Nope. It’s one of those unwritten rules in society that men pays for the date. I’ve been told that whoever asked who on a date should pay, but come on Marty, we’re gentleman and will offer to pay either way.
“It’s a different kind of fun to sit around with your fellow working friends and discuss global diplomacy instead of themed parties.”
– This conversation with my friends would last .05 seconds, because we’re all still dumbasses.
You know what they can watch because “the girls are hot” or “There will be tits” ? Porn.
My roommate in college willingly watched the show on his own. I told him to turn in his man card numerous times.
I think people buy groceries at Whole Foods just so they can tell their friends they shop there, or broadcast it on Twitter. #healthy #yummy #organic #WholeFoods #gettingfit #nobodycares
Shit, nice to talk to a fellow Minnesotan! I’m no stranger to Uptown Tavern, Bar Louie, and Stella’s… we could be eskimo brothers for all I know. And fuck the Sioux is right.
“You can’t get away with slutting it up all the time?”
– Miley Cyrus
My thoughts exactly. In Minneapolis I’m pretty sure you can rent the equivalent of a dumpster for that price.
Why would you need to bring your therapist to the Xmas party when you can bring Mrs. Warren?
Come up to Minnesota when it’s snowing in April and early parts of May. You’ll have a different outlook of winter.
I immediately thought of Mrs. Warren after reading #2. I wonder if Catie is in debt up to her eyeballs?
You know she’s a keeper when she can make a mockery of her own engagement photos!
I mean, your mom knows what she’s talking about. She’s the equivalent of Peyton Manning when it comes to maintaining a high level of hotness.
Not everyone can be as lucky as Draper. All of my roommates in college have moved away and are now scattered throughout the country, as did I. I’m living on my own now in a new city, and I don’t regret it. While there are times I miss having roommates, I think back to how many pots and skillets I had to throw away because of one lazy fuck of a roommate who never cleaned after they cooked.
AIM and MSN Messenger was where all the babes spent their time in 6th and 7th grade.
Touche. My initial reaction was annoying songs made worse by undergrads at the bar.